A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.
What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!
"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
2006-11-13 07:04:18 · 8 answers · asked by geniuswithU 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
thank you that was excellent, I really needed a laugh. bless you heart
2006-11-13 07:07:46 · answer #1 · answered by rkilburn410 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good One
2006-11-13 07:07:51 · answer #2 · answered by peggin_beast 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well guys.. that seemed like a very long joke.. someone can give me the summary of the above story??
2006-11-13 07:16:02 · answer #3 · answered by mr_dark_eyed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny...2 long
2006-11-13 07:06:55 · answer #4 · answered by mzvirgo19 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's a good one!!!
2006-11-13 07:17:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahah that waz nice!
2006-11-13 07:07:08 · answer #6 · answered by brebreizballin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that was funny
2006-11-13 07:37:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old........but funny! thumbs up!
2006-11-13 07:07:17 · answer #8 · answered by marukus2k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋