How do you wake up dead?

Question

you know how dead and you not supposed to be living how do you wake up dead.

Answer 1

We all wake up dead, it's just a matter of how dead we are. Some are brain dead, others are socially dead, and still others are sexually dead.

Answer 2

Only cartoon characters have this special ability....Kenny on South Park wakes up dead after every episode.

Answer 3

Easy

If you're dead then you are not alive so you are dead, if you are dead then how can you be alive, so you can not wake up dead since you are not alive but if you are alive then dead then you know you are dead so you have to be dead to wake up dead but you don't know you are dead if you are not alive but if you are alive then sure you know you are dead but after you are alive then dead you do not know you are dead so you have to be alive to know you are dead. If you are not wake when you are dead then you do not know you are dead. So you can not wake up if you are dead only if you are alive you know you are dead then after you do not know you are dead only if you were alive to be dead.


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Answer 4

drink 28 pints of beer and cider and the next day u will wish u were dead!

Answer 5

if you're dead you can't wake up...unless you've become a ghost or some kind of other life form...

Answer 6

you can't wake up dead. unless your a ghost or something :o

Answer 7

it has happened.........if it wasnt your time you wake up from being dead well brought back to life

Answer 8

gimme a guitar and a 100W amp, i'll wake the dead on Mars...!!!

Answer 9

I saw one thing of dilburt where the trash collectin' man had some beer that did that.... he brought back bill franklin.

Answer 10

Someone's watched scary movie 4 a few too many times...its getting too you isn't it? I reccomend therepy.