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OH! WHATEVER Mister. I have done it time and time again. You are the one that states and I quote from our contract..

"One hummer per day, dinner on the table every night, clean house, and sex in a public place at least once a week.."

Now I've agreed, and you're calling me out?? Better get the couch ready tonight, babe..

2006-11-13 06:25:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Depends ... did she *ask* for a hummer? Hmmmm? Or did you just give her what *you* thought she wanted? She might just return the favor by giving you something you didn't ask for.

2006-11-13 06:27:00 · answer #2 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1 1

I'm not so sure. Hummers are pretty expensive. Do you think she can afford one?

2006-11-13 06:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by robtheman 6 · 3 0

wow I didn't think you were talking about the vehicle a hummer....my mind was somewhere else

2006-11-13 06:26:30 · answer #4 · answered by SSSSwweeeeett 3 · 0 1

Absofrigginlutely!

2006-11-13 06:26:58 · answer #5 · answered by Tim 4 · 1 1

Is this the total scope of the male mind?

2006-11-13 06:28:16 · answer #6 · answered by quatrapiller 6 · 1 0

gifts are your choice and no need to return a favor if she doesnt want to...women are money grubbing hooker snatches....lol...

2006-11-13 06:38:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You shouldn't have to give her one to get one. She should be more than willing to help ya out.....♥

2006-11-13 23:02:50 · answer #8 · answered by T.G. 6 · 1 0

thought I was working didn't you? lol. Geez I only make 24 G a year. WTH?

like my hat?

2006-11-13 06:26:31 · answer #9 · answered by smtwtfs_2004 4 · 1 1

You men make me laugh.
You and my boyfriend are one in the same.

2006-11-13 06:25:05 · answer #10 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 2 0

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