After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, Tony replied, "That's me before the operation."
2006-11-13 05:42:31 · 17 answers · asked by G 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
lol. this is hilarious.
2006-11-13 06:07:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Lady, this is Tony. I don't appreciate you telling everyone about our affair.
2006-11-13 05:44:57 · answer #2 · answered by Mike Hunt 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh did you make that up that was very funny i am going to write that down lol
2006-11-13 05:44:37 · answer #3 · answered by kindra1988 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha oh hell nah.... You shoulda posted that in the jokes!
2006-11-13 05:45:03 · answer #4 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mike Hunt, shouldn't that be "hey GUY?"
2006-11-13 06:02:34 · answer #5 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha , good one
2006-11-13 05:46:06 · answer #6 · answered by mrsdg01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny story
2006-11-13 05:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAO good one =)
that would be terrifying
2006-11-13 05:45:39 · answer #8 · answered by Kathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch out guys :)
2006-11-13 05:56:20 · answer #9 · answered by crazzzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, didn't see that coming
2006-11-13 05:51:08 · answer #10 · answered by seilygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-13 05:46:36 · answer #11 · answered by Blackdog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋