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2006-11-13 03:51:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden Garden & Landscape

18 answers

Before the Grass grows, how else.
Fly it in by Helicopter.

2006-11-13 03:52:12 · answer #1 · answered by galaxy_glider 3 · 1 2

Well the person who puts it there may walk freely on the grass until the sign is in place. Getting back to the path however is breaking the rules. Perhaps he is a risk taker.

2006-11-13 08:10:27 · answer #2 · answered by bethanie_25_uk 2 · 1 1

My thinking is that a "Keep off the Grass" sign is really a anti-drug sign, and is not the same meaning as a "Keep off the Lawn" sign.

2006-11-13 03:53:44 · answer #3 · answered by Middy S 2 · 1 3

Depends where you find it. If it is in nailed in the middle of the high street, it is some joker who planted it there after walking on the grass to retrieve it.
Your question reminds me of notices that say "It is forbidden for dogs to relieve themselves on the grass". I am sure all the dogs can read it and they take a lot of notice....

2006-11-13 04:07:29 · answer #4 · answered by WISE OWL 7 · 0 2

Retired Quiddich Players !!

It's a little known clause that each municipality (here in the USA) is required to hire at least one for their Public Works Department for just THIS kind of task !

Their also handy for tree trimming, saving cats from high trees, and polishing the tops of flag-poles.

2006-11-13 04:51:44 · answer #5 · answered by mariner31 7 · 0 2

Little garden gnomes, who do whatever they want when no one is looking, come into the garden and make a bridge using trolls, drop the sign from the troll bridge and then dismantle the troll bridge and onto the next project. Why do you want to know?

2006-11-13 04:28:11 · answer #6 · answered by Tippy's Mom 6 · 0 2

maybe someone put the sign there before the grass was there.

2006-11-13 08:14:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Helicopter manned by a team of trained acrobats with a hammer

2006-11-13 03:52:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Some one was naughty and put it there as a joke! Mums always know the answer. Ask her!

2006-11-13 03:56:56 · answer #9 · answered by bluenickynick 2 · 0 1

Little Garden Knomes???

2006-11-13 04:30:04 · answer #10 · answered by Geri H 3 · 0 2

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