Help! I have recently had a penis extension done so my wife would shut up about it. Anyway, I was on the bus home and I felt something fall down the inside of my trousers. Then I looked in horror to find my new bruised penis on the aisle. All the kids were pointing at me and laughing. Even the bus driver was which I think is disgraceful. Then just for them to make me feel even more embarrassed, this little ginger kid only had the nerve to pick it off the floor and kicked it to his friend who then headed it out of the bus window.
My wife is begging me to go back to the hospital but I feel terrified of getting back on that bus. Should I get another one?
2006-11-13 03:13:37 · 21 answers · asked by gulliblepeople 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
so it was your penis that came flying through my window! i was pissed it came right through the window, landed in the stew i had cooking on the stove!
2006-11-13 03:17:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
... I am saddened by your loss, if it was real. My husband had a Circumsition done where the doctor messed up on it royally, and it really did almost fall off... Shame on you for making such a joke. He was in a lot of pain and we couldnt have sex for 4 months, and now his penis is severly scarred, and we cant do anything about the scarring now. The sugeons say that there isnt enough skin left to resurface it without causing even more discomfort. You need a real job, one that keep you from wasting your time trying to pester us little ole pregnant women.
Damn thses Braxton Hicks!!! What the hell kind of name is that anyways?
2006-11-13 03:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by Holly M 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-06-27 03:04:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would avoid buses for a while and take cabs.
If your wife is so difficult you might want to suggest that instead of you going to get lengthened, maybe she should go see about getting shortened.
2006-11-13 03:30:01 · answer #4 · answered by bookmom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a real question? If it is then, no, don't get another one. It really is not the size that matters. Why don't you and your wife go together and get some sex books and games (maybe at Spencer's) to spice up your sex life. Your wife should love you, not your penis size...
If it is not real, you are a sick puppy.
2006-11-13 03:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by Jaedyn=God has heard 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i think you should get on a bus headed to the nuthouse tell the nice doctor whats wrong ha ha
2006-11-13 03:29:09 · answer #6 · answered by merlin2000666 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mind is truly demented, maybe instead of a penis extension you should have a brain transplant.
2006-11-13 03:45:34 · answer #7 · answered by Maggie67 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm not too sure what o tell you, go to the hospital
2006-11-13 03:24:03 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have choosen the wrong forum for your question, try general health for such issues. Hope you get help, no seriously, I hope you get some real professional help, thanks for the two points
2006-11-13 03:22:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've had that nightmare as well, a couple of times. :-)
Funny there are people who actually take this 'question' seriously. It's actually funnier than your story...
2006-11-13 03:22:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋