53 years old,trying to live the rest of my life in peace and comfort ,preferably.in Spain,any possible way?

Question

I,m 53 years old of Iranian nationality who has a general trading company in UAE Dubai and up to now I,ve had 9 years of residence visa there.It,s sometime that I,ve been planning to live in peace and comfort in another country ,preferably in Spain.I,ll be so thankful to find a legal way to fulfill that,possible?So grateful and thankful.

Answer 1

O.K. BYE! first you have to flag down a camel, trek through the desert to Yemen, there you can take a caravan to the red sea. Next ferry over to Egypt where another camel will take you through the desert, make sure you stay south of Libya. once you get to Morocco, look for Felipe, tell him I sent you, he will have your papers ready and waiting (**Note-your new name will be "EMILIO"), take the 7:30am ferry to southern Spain...good luck ole friend..
P.S. send me a post card!