diarrhea, would you be shocked and appalled or just happy santa left you a present ?
2006-11-12 19:05:38 · 19 answers · asked by pornstar 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd chill it in the fridge and invite Bill Cosby over for pudding!
2006-11-12 19:41:24 · answer #1 · answered by Mental Floss 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh that be nice if santa fill my stocking with lots of happiness and smiles especially when I am down at the moment
2006-11-13 01:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by SimileyDaisy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone must have been a bad kid.
But on the other hand, Santa is too nice to ever do that.
2006-11-12 19:08:16 · answer #3 · answered by FL Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would save it until next christmas and leave it for santa instead of milk and cookies :))
2006-11-12 19:11:18 · answer #4 · answered by asip1v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no such thing as santa,so if I found SH.T in my stocking,I tell you now it will be going back to where it came from..(in there face)
2006-11-12 21:15:45 · answer #5 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, like the old joke about the optimistic child says: "Where there's manure, there must be a pony!"
2006-11-12 19:08:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
santa leaves me a yuletide log every year
2006-11-13 05:13:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, didn't you know ? Santa left me crap three years ago and no one has ever seen him since .R.I.P.
2006-11-12 19:10:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it would mean the milk was spoiled and the cookies were from the prior year.Id rather give than receive so he got his gift
2006-11-12 19:16:36 · answer #9 · answered by Head Banger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd sell it on ebay.
Do you have any idea how much Santa's runny excrement can fetch?!
2006-11-12 19:26:08 · answer #10 · answered by Aliza, Queen of the Night 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋