What is your plan for when the zombies attack?

Question

Detail and imagination count.

Best answer gets ten points.

Answer 1

Well if you have seen the film called
MATRIX, i will be like Neo and kick his butt.............

wat i would do is i'd first take a machine gun and start firing @ them.

then i'd start cutting them up with a rifle bayonet until guts spill out.

then i'd start fighting them.

if they fire @ me i'd just use my bullet stop and push the bullets back @ them.

i'd let them come to me and i'd do my fav combat move combos.

(start blocking, swich to one hand and change the block to a punch by grabing his hand and pushing it back @ him. then i'd attack 3 zombies by triping them then grabing them by their feet and pounding them on the third zombie then attack 2 zombies by doing a split kick in the air)

i'd then go grab my self a tank and start blowing them up after i got tired.

if tha attack of the zombies took a long time i'd build my self an army and send them in to attack them.

finally, i would hide out at a mall, but think about it they have all the needs to survive for a couple of months. i have time i would set a beracade around the mall, have a couple of cars waiting for an escape plan, and have an 18 wheeler waiting right outside the mall to cruise through them. I wouldnt count on any rescue mission because the government will probably try to quorantine the whole city. but i will try to kill as many zombies as possible

Answer 2

I had a dream about this. Ok my plan was to gather everyone of my family, gather weopons like baseballbats, guns, shovels,even paintball guns. Fill up car tanks, get our cars, go to my sisters house(since its the easiest to escape from, if they come). Gather food from my house first, then just stay in hiding. Block all windows and doors. Have the van and truck in the garage, so it would be an easy escape. Though in my dream the military base was taking anyone with an military id and children. So me and my other sisters give our spots to some of the parents in our family. The rest of us stay at my older sis house. In case the zombies come the plan was to go the school gym or just leave in the truck and van and travel north or east where there isn't any many cities or towns near by. And my dream stopped there, oh yeah I broke into a gun store and shot some in the head, I'm a really good shooter in my dreams.

Answer 3

These zombies will get hungry and where willl they get food? Just like normal people they need to feed so i plan to make a killing by giving them exactly what they need! My first fast food chain will be 'KFZ', Kentucky Fried Zom-Zom (Zom-Zom will be introduced into the dictionary shortly after attack and will mean: 'good tasting Zombie food').
They will also need fashion to dress appropriately, and weapons according to their intelligence, so i will introduce 'Zom-Mart' Pty Ltd, "All the Zombies needs". This specialist store can equip the average Zombie with all he needs to impress his/her friends. As an equal opportunity employer though i will hire equal amounts of zombie and non-zombies (also known as humans).
And for all their financial needs I will open a new bank the NBU. The National Bank of the Undead will have special interest free terms for those who are just newly undead and in desperate need of immediate finances. After all the cost of being Undead is expected to be quite high due to inflation of population.

Answer 4

I am going to personally arrange a benefit concert for all the starving zombies in the world. I'll call it ZombieFest 06. The marquee band will be none other than Rob Zombie.

Answer 5

First of all I always keep a fat friend around me so that I can outrun them. That way the Zombies will eat their brains first and give me time to get to my supplies.

I keep a shotgun loaded with rock salt rounds to sheet the zombies in the head. I also have a rifle that is suited for elephant hunting to shoot the zombies at a distance. My dog is trained to kill zombies and is very fast at it.

Answer 6

dude i been preparing for this day. First of all get dressed with like leather jackets and all, hop onto my moms jeep loredo go to the nearest gun shop downtown, stock up on ak-47's and sniper gunds.
i would hide out at a mall, yes yes cliche, but think about it they have all the needs to survive for a couple of months.i have time i would set a beracade around the mall, have a couple of cars waiting for an escape plan, and have an 18 wheeler waiting right outside the mall to cruise through them. I wouldnt count on any rescue mission because the government will probably try to quorantine the whole city. but i will try to kill as many zombies as possible

Answer 7

I would transform into a Rabbit man, and shoot jellybean furry fury fire. My side kick would be turtle man he flies around on a floating raft boat. He throws extra jelly ammo down to me. Turtle man boss beaver man wants us to return to his train vessel. However I don’t want to give up surlly town. My love True-Stacy the rat woman is depending on me to keep her from getting zombiefied.

Goat man was a total traitor and sided with zombie dog man. They are traveling on their boat car, zombifieing fish woman. Those worthless alligators men just stand there as goatman zombifies the fish woman. Because they think their safe by not standing in the way of goat man.

Well getting on turtle mans floating raft looks like the only way to protect surlly town.

Answer 8

Since I am assuming that I won't have much warning that they are coming, I will have to move quickly. I have two plans:
Plan A- Fire. Pray.
Plan B- Time to improvise.
Plan C- Run like hell.

Answer 9

You have to shoot their heads off. However you'll run out of bullets quick. Call the Worchestershire sauce company because someone may have used it as embalming fluid. Then you only have to kill one Zombie.

Answer 10

um get a chainsaw like that halloween episode on south park "pinkeye" or get an ak-47 or any assult riffles