2006-11-12 14:37:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
No- but I bet he was a hit.
2006-11-12 14:39:26 · answer #1 · answered by graeme1944 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How bout the penguin whos car overheated? He left the car with a mechanic walked next door and bought an ice cream cone because he was so hot. Well of course the heat made the ice cream melt fast and those flippers made it awfully hard to eat, needless to say it was a bit messy. He walks back over to the shop to check on his car the mechanic comes out and says "Well Buddy it looks like you blew a seal". The penguin replies " Naw it's just ice cream"!!
2006-11-12 14:51:56 · answer #2 · answered by Lrscghost 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and then a horse came into the club and sat at the bar. The bartender said,"Why the long face?"
Love Jack
2006-11-12 14:45:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"That's not what I mean when I sais I wanted a Canadian Club on the rocks!"
2006-11-12 14:52:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Or the skeleton that walked into a bar and asked for a beer and a mop.
2006-11-12 14:39:04 · answer #5 · answered by Jasmine Lily 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sounds messy.
2006-11-12 14:40:42 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Dude its funny even without the punch line and I don't know why. Please tell me theres a punch line though
2006-11-12 15:42:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. I don't hang out with sickos.
2006-11-12 14:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
SEAL CLUBBER!
2006-11-12 14:38:45 · answer #9 · answered by Timothy C 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, did it get carded?
2006-11-12 14:49:08 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Cassie ♥ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋