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"Just joking Johnny........ you're going to hell !!!!!!!!!

2006-11-12 14:02:29 · 17 answers · asked by Oh Tami !! 2 in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

Thanks Emma, always enlightened by your answers!!!!

2006-11-12 14:12:04 · update #1

17 answers

God would say..."So, you lived off the ketchup queen's money and played big shot...go to hell"

2006-11-12 14:10:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Lay off the jokes John, you'll never make it as a stand-up comedian. At least I'm not sending you on the down elevator like I did Bush. You get to stay here with all the other war heroes.

2006-11-12 23:25:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Lay off the Botox, John, you're messing with my handiwork!

2006-11-12 22:16:05 · answer #3 · answered by mayham1983 2 · 2 0

Oops

2006-11-12 22:12:53 · answer #4 · answered by goodtimesgladly 5 · 3 1

You are forgiven. (not kidding) and Don't you think it is time to move on and off of Kerry. his career is over and so is the election.

2006-11-12 22:07:45 · answer #5 · answered by copestir 7 · 2 1

I suppose, since he's a Roman Catholic, and accepts Jesus Christ as his lord and savior and if he repents of his sins, God would say welcome to heaven, as christ died on the cross to save all of mankind...if you believe in that sort of thing.

2006-11-12 22:10:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

He'd say, "Bad joke John, but if I can forgive Ted Haggart, I can forgive you. But that Oh Tami, she makes me crazy."

LOL

2006-11-12 22:09:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

If you had not married the Ketchup Lady you would have been the President.

2006-11-12 22:26:18 · answer #8 · answered by Dr.O 5 · 1 2

Welcome home soldier, I have gone before you to prepare this place. For whosoever shall lay down their life for me, shall be with me in paradise... But no virgins for you BIG MOUTH.

(Lord I apologize)

2006-11-12 22:09:46 · answer #9 · answered by Joe Schmo from Kokomo 6 · 3 0

If true then Dubya can save him a seat.

2006-11-12 22:09:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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