English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

includes these phrases? This is NOT homework...just a little creative fun on a rainy,cold night.

1. just like a rhinestone cowboy
2. oh, this should be fun
3. you are giving me a migraine
4. why is there a spacecraft in my front yard
5. toot toot tootsie goodbye
6. It's called thinking. Go with it.

2006-11-12 13:49:23 · 2 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Entertainment & Music Movies

2 answers

Keanu Reeves picked me up for our date last night. He was wearing a 10 gallon hat & and a pair of chaps. He asked "How do I look?" and I replied "Just like a rhinestone cowboy.". In my mind I was thinking 'oh, this should be fun'. We got in his Durango and headed out on our date. As we were driving the song "Sweet Home Alabama" came on the radio. He turned his stereo up full blast. "You are giving me a migraine" I said to him with my hands covering my ears. He politely turned the stereo down. We ended up going to a really scuzzy country bar where we seen Dustin Hoffman riding the mechanical bull. He was holding his own on that bull and after 30 seconds he was bucked off. The crowd screamed "Toot toot Tootsie goodbye". Keanu wanted me to get on the bull. I said "No way, Jose.". "Why not?" he asked. "It's called thinking, Go with it", I said back. I asked Keanu to take me home because this date sucked. As we were pulling up to my house I seen a glowing light on the front lawn. "Why is there a spacecraft in my front yard?" I turn to Keanu & notice that the pupils in his eyes turned into little slits. Then his skin started peeling off of him revealing a slimy green creature. "we've come to take you home" he says. And that's all a remember from that night.

2006-11-12 14:06:43 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Jules♥ 3 · 2 0

Pervious to the most amazing adventure of my life I was dating a complete dork who seriously looked like some rhinestone cowboy. After having to listen to his rambling for a year, and constantly saying "You are givingme a migraine," I made the best descision of my life and told that loser, "toot toot tootsie goodbye." After kicking him out on his rear I turned around to discover .....what?....Why is there a spacecraft in my front yard, but upon closer inspection I noticed that it was none other than the yellow submarine. Automatically I thought....oh, this hsould be fun..and fun it was. John, George, Ringo, and Paul all clammered out of the Yellow Submarine and asked if I would like to come along with them. I said......of cousre I will...it's called thinking...I'll go with it.

2006-11-13 07:24:36 · answer #2 · answered by LoquaciousFirehawk 3 · 1 0

fedest.com, questions and answers