Would you try out for Who wants to be a superhero 2?

Question

It's official, there's gonna be a Who wants to be a superhero 2. I damn sure am gonna audition. What about you? What would be your super powers and name, catchphrase and so on?

Answer 1

I would. Hmm....im a class 4 super.
My power is telekinesis and mind projection.

Ability details:

1. Telekinesis.
Full ability.
Max. Distance of object-controlling: 100 meters
Max. Object weight: 20.tons or 20.000 kg

Speed and condition of telekinetic response based on object distance:
0-10 meters=instant, unlimited
10-20 meters=fast, semi-unlimited
30-40 meter=concentration required, very few energy consumption
40-50 meters=full concentration required, few energy consumption
50-100 meters=emotional trigger, full concentration, quite a bunch energy consumption

Speed and condition of telekinetic response based on object weight:
0-1000 kg= instant, unlimited
1000-5000 kg=fast, semi-unlimited, concentration required
5000-10000 kg=concentration required, quite a bunch energy consumption
10000-20000 kg=emotional trigger, full concentration, great energy consumption

Offensive use: throwing villains, throwing objects to villains
Defensive use: telekinetic shield, able to block fast thrown objects such as bullets and stuff, small molecules like water and other liquids. Max telekinetic shield is 20 meters radius.
Transportation use: by combining it with my skateboard. I can fly by levitating my skateboard while im on it.

2. Mind projection (telepathy-like)
Complementary ability.
Ability to project soul and mind to someone’s body and become the temporal host of it, and leaving self body unconscious. By being in someone’s body I can see, hear, feel what he sees, feels, and hear. I can control his body temporally. This is like astral projection, but it doesn’t project physical body.

Max. projection distance: 20 meters at once. If I wanna project my soul to a body more than 20 meters away, im going to have to project several times first: body within 20 meters, then project again from there to another body within 20 meters.

Max controlling influence: 40 % of consciousness.

Weakness: cannot project to supers who have telepathy, strong minded people, strong mind-focus people and supers with mind powers.

Answer 2

I dunno if i would. I mean, if i seen another Man-Faye trying to audition. I would go up and put him out of their misery.

In case you dunno what i mean. When WWTBASH premiered with an audition. There was a certain guy who was wearing very small yellow hotpants with pink stockings. That kind of guy is called a Man Faye. An idiot of a male nerd who dresses up as Faye Valentine from the ever great anime Cowboy Bebop. They were very rampant at one point in many conventions. I hate the site of them. And i would not be hesitant to beat one up.

Just wanted to explain that to the people who noticed this freak of nature on that episode and didnt know about anime.

Answer 3

Laugh - if I could audition, do you really think anyone would go around blabbing their secrets? That's giving away your secret identity - BIG no no.