You pull out a whip, handcuffs, feather, blindfold, restraints, lotions, gells and some edible you know, and pasties.
Do you wrap it up and give it them? What do you do with it?
2006-11-12 12:00:34 · 31 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Wow now that is the kind of stuff right up my alley.... I am not a thief but I would have a real hard time with the package. I guess it would depend who my neighbor was. If it was a woman I might tell her I opened it by accident give it back to her and let her know I would luv to play. If it was a guy I just might keep it and say nothing, he wouldn't want me to know I knew so I might be doing him a favor and I would get to keep the awesome toys
2006-11-12 15:32:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When ur neighbor comes home go deliever the package personally without rewrapping it. Tell them u thought it was ur package until u opened it, and realize what was in it and then checked the name on it. As ur leaving say "look like someone is having some kinky fun tonight."
2006-11-12 12:07:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Repackage it, and put it on another neighbors porch for them to deliver it. I don't think I could keep a straight face trying to give the package to the real recipients.
2006-11-12 14:20:18 · answer #3 · answered by Chistiaŋ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so funny because sometimes we do get the wrong package and of course you think well this has to be mine...without futher ado you open it and HEY this is not mine....but to open this package of well an assortment of items not on my shopping list ...I would try like hell to get back in the package and have MR POSTMAN do the do......great question luv kara
2006-11-12 12:09:55 · answer #4 · answered by COOKIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I keep it... you'll need those stuffs so you might as well keep it... you lucky thing you... see, the only sexual things my neighbor gets is a gay magazine with lots of gay naked guys together... and I'm not into that so it doesn't make any sense taking it... actually, nobody does... they leave it by the door because they know no one will touch it...
2006-11-12 12:05:10 · answer #5 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Box it back up and leave it on their porch. Possibly with a note saying opened by accident enjoy.
2006-11-12 12:03:36 · answer #6 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get rid of the package and pretend that I thought my wife had ordered the stuff. Make good use of it tonight
2006-11-12 12:06:42 · answer #7 · answered by rick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep it and say thank you..it is like Christmas..nice gifts
do not tell anyone ..
but when she comes out next door, give a few extra smiles
and offer to mow her lawn for free
good luck
smile
2006-11-13 06:18:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd put it all back into the package...
I'd wait until they got home and were alone...
I would go and hand it over and wait to see their reaction.
I would want to see their reaction...especially if my neighbor was a guy.
(if he is cute,then who knows...)
just kidding :)
2006-11-13 05:44:22 · answer #9 · answered by guudkarma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who says i "accidently opened" opened it... lol? And i would definitely not give the items back... that some pretty good loot!
2006-11-12 12:06:58 · answer #10 · answered by Tearjerker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋