give me one and i'll be happy, im bored and need a laugh.
thank you
2006-11-12 11:54:26 · 8 answers · asked by leafy_c2i2 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hi: I'm hanging from the ceiling right now - that's off the wall - can you see me? (No, don't try to hit me - it would hurt and I'm only trying to do what you asked)
2006-11-12 12:02:33 · answer #1 · answered by cat lady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Hi my name is Brick Tamland. I like eating ice cream and I enjoy a nice pair of slacks. People like me because I am kind and rarely late. Years later a doctor will tell me I have an IQ of 48 and what some people might call mentally retarted" Brick Tamland, Anchor Man
2006-11-12 11:58:08 · answer #2 · answered by QueenofLeon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drunk Driver
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
''I can't do that, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''
''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''
''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''
''Fine then, just walk this white line.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm drunk.''
2006-11-12 12:00:05 · answer #3 · answered by Debbi 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Turkey gives you love.
2006-11-12 11:57:50 · answer #4 · answered by Danny Blue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
id answer this question, but the window is open, and now im cold
2006-11-12 11:57:36 · answer #5 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/lostsheep
2006-11-12 12:13:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know.
2006-11-12 11:56:08 · answer #7 · answered by The IDK Retard 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOD your nice :)
2006-11-12 11:57:44 · answer #8 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋