Me and my wife are the proud parents of a wonderful 3 month old baby boy. However, the other day, he grabbed a Barbie doll at the toy store instead of the Jar Jar Binks toy I wanted him to get. My wife says that he was born transgendered and we need to support him in his life choice. We went out and bought him pink clothes and redid his room. We always tell him that we accept his life choice. However, I am secretly bitter that he doesn't like Jar Jar, and I am thinking of buying him a Jar Jar toy even though he grabbed the barbie. What should I do?
2006-11-12 11:53:52 · 14 answers · asked by Jar Jar Binks Molested Me! Help! 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
What you should do? Purchase the Jar Jar toy! The girl must, I mean the boy must understand that he has to experience the wonders of owning his own Jar Jar Binks toy. Infact she, I mean he will have to realise that the toy is and always will be more important than her, eh him.
Perhaps you should of gave your girly little boy a gentle smack on the hand for even considerating the puffy Barbie Doll. If your loving wife reacts disgustingly with your choice of purchase, leave her as there are many other Jar Jar Binks Lover's chicks in the sea.
As for your funny boy, he'll not miss his mam as he'll be too busy enjoying himself with his jar jar toy.
I hope this helps...
Jar Jar Binks Toy Shop Manager Assistant (on bonus for every purchase)
2006-11-13 02:24:13 · answer #1 · answered by gulliblepeople 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be far more concerned if he had grabbed the jar-jar. Relations with men is ok in this day and age. Relations with either aliens or annoying as hell CGI characters still carries a heavy socitial stigma.
2006-11-12 19:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by DonSoze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 months old and he is grabbing Barbie! Way to go stud!
Too bad your parents totally don't understand you......usually this happens when you hit 13, not 3 months.....oh well, not everyone gets bright parents, they rely on total strangers to set them straight!Tell you what kid, you keep checking out the chicks and stay away from jarjar!
2006-11-12 20:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by earinfection 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okaaaaay. if this is a joke, then ha ha ha buttttttttttttt...........if u were serious:
first of all why does it mean hes gay if he grabbed the hot barbie doll? lol. it means hes as straight as hell!!!! hello?? who would most men rather play with? a hot blonde mama or a monster??
second of all, ure rly gonna confuse the poor kid if ure trying to figure out how hell be when hes grown up. i mean seriously, i would hate my parents for making me into a lesbian just because i wanted a toy car when i was a baby.
third of all i really think u should see a psychologist if u really treat ure kid like this. hes just a plain and simple baby and u dont have to analyze him. babies do alot of random things and u cant read into it. just wait till he has his own personality. if ure a good father, ull stop being so immature and grow up.
2006-11-12 20:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
How about a nice Cookie Monster theme. Sort of asexual.
2006-11-12 19:57:22 · answer #5 · answered by just browsin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's 3 months old... I can imagine he doesn't know the difference. The Barbie probably had more colors and reminded him of his mom. More to chew on too.
2006-11-12 20:02:40 · answer #6 · answered by Stacy M 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A three month old baby has plenty of time to find out who he/she is, so I wouldn't rush anything in either direction yet.
2006-11-12 20:48:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bring him to the next Gay Pride day parade and tell him this is what he can expect.
2006-11-12 19:59:00 · answer #8 · answered by 79vette 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should breathe into a paper bag.
The kids only three months old.
2006-11-12 19:56:44 · answer #9 · answered by Habester 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Extreamely funny .
2006-11-12 19:57:53 · answer #10 · answered by Geedebb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋