How do I fake sick really well? I need to make it look legit...?

Question

Hi, anyone who could help me out here would be greatly appreciated. See, I am working on Black Friday and am trying to fake sick so they will send me home. I don't need anyone telling me what a bad idea this is, because frankly, the job sucks, but I still need a paycheck, and I have made my decision. So anyhow, does anyone have any suggestions as to what I could use to make my eyes puffy, or my skin look flushed. I know I am not the only one out there that has played sick so please, let me know what you do when you pretend to be sick. Please help me out!

Answer 1

Don't wear any make-up and put some rose-colored blush around your eyes. Talk through your nose and don't forget the fake coughing and sniffling.

For an added bonus, you could always throw-up salsa!! Good Luck!!

Answer 2

drink one cup of Canola Oil
then 5 minutes later eat a good large meal
then 5 minutes later drink a regular dose
1-2 tablespoons (15-30 ml) of Ipecac Syrup
followed by two or three glasses of water.

that should do the trick quite well.
Uncontrolled Vomiting
Followed by 12-24 hours of Diarrea.

Answer 3

I used to be a pro a faking sick. I guess I still could be, but I haven't had to do it in a while.

The trick, as strange as it may sound, is to first convince yourself that you are sick. If you put that thought into your mind, eventually you'll start to not feel well, and will be more believable to others. And it's easy to reverse.

Answer 4

Just tell them you have the runns they can't make you stay then .

Answer 5

Go to work and work all day then actully ern you pay check inside of going shopping. Or quit OR telly your bos you can't work that day,

Answer 6

you could just curle in your bed and cry i mean realy cry

Answer 7

just call in

Answer 8

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Day-off-Work-by-Pretending-You%27ve-Experienced-a-Death