Big Red and the rest of my Unicorns can kick any Horses A..S..S, any day; any where!!! So come on You Horsey Bass Hoards, are You all afraid of my mighty Unicorns?
2006-11-12 10:17:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I don't know. They wouldn't allow my purple Pegasus to enter either.
*pouting*
2006-11-12 10:19:36 · answer #1 · answered by Epona Willow 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It isn't the Unicorns that can't race in the Derby...it is that the Jockeys of regular horses are afraid of the fairies who ride the unicorn. If you had a hobbit as the jockey of the unicorn, you could race.
2006-11-12 19:22:43 · answer #2 · answered by LongAgo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's probably because Unicorns are magical, and they are afraid the Unicorns will help out the jockey! And, people fear what they don't understand...!
2006-11-13 08:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a known fact you can't race unicorns. It's against their principles. I did however hear that you can race them illegally in downtown Los Angeles.
But you didn't hear that from me.
2006-11-12 18:26:30 · answer #4 · answered by nina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not fair to win by the tip of their horn, when all the other horses can only win by a nose.
Rule 17.3 page 44.
2006-11-12 23:24:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bring your Unicorn to Tennessee ,we have Unicorns races
2006-11-12 18:44:05 · answer #6 · answered by ladybug 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And Mr. Drampor...tell me ....so when did u first start seeing these so called "UNICORNS"?..
And what do these "UNICORNS" look like??..
Do you talk to them??...and do they respond back???...how do these unicorns make you "feel" ??
*just your standard psycho questions...
2006-11-12 21:48:16 · answer #7 · answered by Mee-OW =^..^= 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Magic is looked down upon in the racing community
2006-11-12 18:25:50 · answer #8 · answered by ibeatkeely 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to get your head examined...unicorns don't exist!
2006-11-12 18:23:14 · answer #9 · answered by jennav 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
They might spear someone with their horns.
2006-11-12 18:23:45 · answer #10 · answered by Butterfly Princess 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋