How well would you have to train a monkey for it to be a better president than Bush?

Question

I'm thinking maybe two months of intensive training.

http://bushorchimp.com/

Answer 1

very little training is required.

Bush makes dan quayle look like einstein.

Answer 2

Actually none but then american people will realize the truth, that the President is nothing more then a glorified public relations spokesman for our country and its really being run by big businesses instead. Thats why we never learn we will vote out one idiot and put in another just as bad and nothing happens until big business wants it to. Thats why the oil companies can do what they want and the president cant stop it. Anyone with a pretty face can be president nowadays so if youve got a good looking monkey then get him to run next presidential election, and youre on the right track that Washington DC is nothing more than a zoo that with the right treats the animals will do whatever tricks you want them to.

Answer 3

I take it you don't like the President? You didn't say why, so since we are talking about intelligence lets hear some! Anyone can say a monkey would make a better president but to have to put a thought process in behind your claim kinda puts you in the same class with the monkey!

Answer 4

Another Bush basher attempting to be clever, cute, witty, sharp and wily.

You failed.

With all that is going on in the world this is the best you can come up with? Did you notice that your question indicates a level of training while your own answer indicates a period of time. The question and answer are not ever related.

Perhaps you need some intensive training in English syntax, structure, composition and construction.

Answer 5

Yo Genius; The vice chairman replaced into President of Halliburton yet now has no financial activity in it. Halliburton is the only organization interior the international able to handeling lots of what they do in Iraq. company's are no longer charity organizartions giving out financial help; they answer to their shareholders of which halliburton has many that're trouble-free US voters. on account which you're no longer the president i will in elementary terms assume you're below a experienced monkey! unintended shooting are no longer seen offender if the interior reach government deem them unintended. The sufferer could have filed a civil tournament yet needless to say even he desperate it replaced into unintended! study extra! instruct your self!

Answer 6

At least a monkey is trainable. Your ability to be trained on any functional level is questionable.

Answer 7

Some monkeys, maybe.
Monkey Gore & Monkey Kerry could never make it, even with years and years of training.

Answer 8

There are several monkeys in training as we speak. John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, and Barak Obama to name a few. I heard that Hillary is swinging from the bars by herself and is up to the 2nd grade level in intelligence.
http://hillary666.webpark.pl/hillarymonkey.jpg

Answer 9

To be honest with you I don't believe anyone in government are really able to compete with a monkey or a gnat but throw down some cash and sit back and watch the carnage and destruction from them trying to get at it! IS THERE A POLITICIAN WHISPERER IN THE HOUSE?

Answer 10

Now that's harsh.
Hey, you've got to have SOME brains to keep some of the American people supportive of your policies and get the degrees he has.
Doesn't that count for something?
And how did he get up there in the first place.We're just as dumb as he is, since we got them up there, in the White House.

But I guess if you really want to try to be funny........
teach it the ways of the Republican first........everything from then on would be picked up.
Now that depends on how much Republican the monkey can handle!

Answer 11

Not possible. Now if you want a monkey to be a better Pres than either Gore or Kerry would have been, that takes no training at all.