2006-11-12 07:56:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
maybe if you set out a silk stocking
2006-11-12 18:33:11 · answer #1 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you don't want the stockings too well stuffed. Fat calves are a turnoff. Unless you raise dairy cows. I thought you wished for this once before and wound up with an Irish Setter. Oh, by the way. Consider yourself reported. I have been secretly working with Yahoo answer in conjunction with Homeland Insecurity. I have been the one reporting all of the violations. And you rebel Panda Bears are on my list. I found "The Man With A Plan" on Dizzay.com. I read his comment that got him suspended. He got his money's worth. I think he was planning to jump ship to Dizzay anyway. It is a no holds barred site where you can say anything you like and meet people who have goat fetishes. Not quite the level of responses as Yahoo, but it may get there.
2006-11-12 10:15:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Aww, what a gorgeous Panda you are!
I'm sure Santa will think you're a bit old for a stocking but if you beg enough he might let you have the stocking to fill for yourself, lol
You done your list then, and more importantly, have you been good enough this year? LMOL!
2006-11-12 08:08:24 · answer #3 · answered by WW 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful of what you ask for.
I asked my husband for a new dishwasher for Christmas last year and the day after Christmas, when I came home from the store, there was a very curvaceous blond doing the dishes. When I asked what was going on he said it was my new dish washer.
I got what I asked for but not what I wanted.
2006-11-12 08:09:11 · answer #4 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No he won't! I asked and he kept mine for himself last year !
Left me a note that said mrs. clause was PMSing and better luck next time
2006-11-12 08:06:24 · answer #5 · answered by sinkinskiff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-} hooo hooo hooo! Merry Christmas!! I like the way you think. Put in your order early. I am sure he has many requests for just such a commodity!
2006-11-12 08:12:04 · answer #6 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be specific, somehow I don't think a DVD set with Opie Taylor will do.
2006-11-13 01:51:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Redhead?
Isn't that what you get after a little too much sex?
2006-11-12 09:09:43 · answer #8 · answered by the last ninja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am not sure i can fit in your stocking but i will try
2006-11-12 07:59:19 · answer #9 · answered by allison b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably not, but it's worth a try.
2006-11-12 08:03:29 · answer #10 · answered by Paul P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋