2006-11-12 07:42:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Thanksgiving
So things have come to a head between you and your mother-in-law. Don't stick your neck out or do anything drastic. Just give her the bird if you are in a fowl mood. If you gives you any static, just tell her to go pluck herself. It will be a real feather in your cap, unless you are too chicken. You could beat her over the head with a drum stick. Be impulsive. Just wing it. Give her a real dressing down.
2006-11-12 10:22:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Carry the bird out to the garbage can and throw it away. Then carefully, lay the head in a roasting pan, put melted butter over the head, cover it and roast it for two hours. Serve with all the other trimmings.
2006-11-12 16:00:56 · answer #2 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup! you sure are 'off your meds'. huh? whaddya mean? do what with the bird after you cut its head off? honey, unless this is a trick question, you shouldn't be allowed within 500 feet of any bird, turkey or otherwise. if you don't know about cooking it, stuffing it, eating it, who am i to tell you. know what? go to burgher king or micky dees.
2006-11-12 17:50:42 · answer #3 · answered by blackjack432001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you talking about your in-laws or the turkey that has feathers?
2006-11-12 16:56:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the store and order a precooked turkey with all the trimming
2006-11-12 15:52:04 · answer #5 · answered by norsmen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stuff her ..sorry was you on about the turkey or yer in law
2006-11-12 15:44:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
take out the guts,take off the feathers tuff and season than cook
2006-11-12 15:50:24 · answer #7 · answered by michael m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the feathers out.
2006-11-12 15:44:32 · answer #8 · answered by Aaron P 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
bury her in the back yard and never talk about it again
2006-11-12 15:51:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
throw it away and go out to eat
2006-11-12 15:50:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋