im sorry shaun!
2006-11-12 06:46:03 · 21 answers · asked by karl t 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
you've got red on you!
2006-11-12 06:48:44 · answer #1 · answered by BLONDESHELL 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shaun: David, kill the Queen.
David: What?!
Shaun: The bloody music!
2006-11-12 14:54:48 · answer #2 · answered by Carrie S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shaun: Philip, have you still got the child-locks on?
Philip: Safety first, Shaun.
[More quotes in link below.]
2006-11-12 14:51:13 · answer #3 · answered by An N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best one (other than the queen one) is just after shauns been dumped and they are in the pub:
Music on juke box: *If you leave me now, you'll take away the very heart of me....*
Ed *growling*: "Who the hell put this on?!"
Shaun *sobs*: "It's on random"
Lol!
2006-11-12 15:02:06 · answer #4 · answered by Tilly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
2006-11-12 14:51:21 · answer #5 · answered by Bog woppit. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ed: [after Shaun hits zombie with butt of rifle] You could have just shot him.
2006-11-12 14:52:41 · answer #6 · answered by sweetasice202 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God damn best film ever!
"Coulda said bass or freeze, what a ti.t"
"Its not hiphop, its electro!"
"Batman soundtrack?? CHUCK IT!"
"See how a young boy fought off the re-animated corpses of his entire family, this week on 'ZOMBIES FROM HELL'"
"BUZZZ Liz its me, let me in!.....
Okay im coming round the back....
*scrambling noises"...
BUZZZ "Hello, its me again"
"Has anyone got a quid? Yeh here you go..
DUN DUN DUN DERDER!! WAHEYY!!!!
ED NOOO!!!!"
"Top left! WHERE!? err err 10 o clock! Oh one on the right, erm erm, Quarter to 12!"
"Stop pointing a gun at my mum"
"Youve got your basic channels, basic news channels, news, news.."
"Which would you like? Weve got, Dear mum, for a wonderful mum, supermum..."
"Im going to look and see if its clear...
*step step step step*
...
*step step step step*
Well, is it clear??
... No ...
How many?
... Lots"
"Theres a girl in the garden"
There are millions of brilliant quotes!
But the best HAS to be:
"Were coming to get you barbera."
woop!
2006-11-15 15:33:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ed: "I think we should go outside"
Shaun: "But the man said to stay indoors" (news reporter on the tele)
Ed: "F*ck the man"!!
or...
Ed: "Don't you want your messages then?"
Shaun: "What messages?"
Ed: "Well, Phillip rang about you going over to theirs tomorrow night, then Liz rang about you two eating out tonight, then your mum rang to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight"
Shaun: "WHAT!!"
Ed: "Wasn't true about your mum"
or.....
Pete: "It's 4 in the f.uckin mornin"!!
Shaun: "But it's Saturday"
Pete: " No it's not, it's f.ucking Sunday, and I've gotta go to work in 4 f.ucking hours cos every other f.ucker in my f.ucking department, is F.UCKING ILL!! No do you see why i'm so f.ucking angry?!!"
Ed: "F.UCK YEAH"!!
2006-11-12 18:14:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
****-a-Doodle-Doo
2006-11-12 15:12:25 · answer #9 · answered by the wilberforce 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"you've got red on you"
"He's got an arm off!"
"As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he was talking about. "
class film :¬)
2006-11-12 14:51:51 · answer #10 · answered by SkiButt 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Alas, poor shawn, I did not know him well, but good riddance.
Hello. Hold on .... Is this his skull ?
Poor sod. I shall bury him thus in mine allotment.
Mine leige, I beg your diffidence in this trivial matter.
Sir Bob of the oblong table.
2006-11-12 15:00:36 · answer #11 · answered by Bob the Boat 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋