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Watching my son play with an old Frisbee of mine and enjoy it. Children are the most beautiful things God gives us in this world!

2006-11-12 04:02:14 · answer #1 · answered by Saude! 4 · 1 0

Its a little gross, but it happened only yesterday. I was in a big shopping mall. There were dozens of Japanese tourists who were there shopping. They were very rude when it came to elevator manners. When the elevator would stop on a floor, they would push their way in and stop anyone who was trying to get out. This was going on for a couple of hours. A friend of mine was there and our wives went into a store together. We went to get a couple of hot dogs. He piled his up with sauerkraut and drank a few bottles of beer. Within 20 minutes he was far*ing like a machine gun. We went into one of the elevators and went up a couple of floors. Just as the doors opened and these nasty ladies pushed their way in, he let a ripe one rip. We pushed our way out. As the elevator went up, you could see through the glass sides and the women we fanning their faces and gagging.
We did that for the next half hour and must have gassed a couple of hundred of them that way. A few times we stayed in the elevator and blamed the women for doing it. It was a funny way to spend an afternoon. Of course my friends wife threw him out of the house because he was having his "problem" all night long.

2006-11-12 11:57:00 · answer #2 · answered by brucenjacobs 4 · 1 0

Yesterday...I took my first Latin dancing lesson. I was paired up with a woman that I never met. We spent the next two hours stepping on each others toes and loving it. Great fun.

2006-11-12 11:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Last night, my bf and I had a movie night together. We watched movies in his playroom, with his arm around me, or holding hands. I don't think I stopped smiling all night. :-)
Well, I also smile a lot b/c it's my nervous habit.

2006-11-12 11:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Charming's Princess♥ 3 · 0 0

I was playing TX hold-em poker with my kids last night and I went all-in against my daughter with a royal straight! She had the same hand, but she beat me with her kicker! She killed me fair and square and she was queen of the world! Good times...good times! LOL

2006-11-12 12:00:11 · answer #5 · answered by stargazerjimbo 2 · 0 0

Hearing my baby laugh for the first time today.

2006-11-12 11:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by Dannie 5 · 0 0

Waking up and getting 5 violation emails from answers. It was great.

2006-11-12 11:48:05 · answer #7 · answered by melucknope 1 · 1 0

Made me mad, then laughed about it. I was raking the leaves, and stepped in a mushy pile of poop.

2006-11-12 11:51:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When I was eating my lunch at Hooters and the ladies came over and sang Happy Burthday.

2006-11-12 11:48:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When my husband just brought my 1 year old to work to visit me.

2006-11-12 11:48:47 · answer #10 · answered by tmac 5 · 0 0

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