I have to do a funny sales speech?

Question

I have to do a sales speech for school. All of the people are doing funny things like quesadilla makers, and are demonstrating in front of the class. I have nothing. I want it to be a funny/clever idea, and one I can elaborate on for a 3 minute speech. Help?

Answer 1

Whatever you do, edit a picture of Ronald Mcdonald and draw a moustache on him-and throw the picture in your speech