pumpkin....
2006-11-12 03:16:12 · 3 answers · asked by vicki f 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Halloween
They get themselves good and drunk. Then they get their kids dressed up like carrots and send them out to extort candy from the neighbors while they sneak around back and sexually assault the pets.
2006-11-12 13:43:41 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get drunk, drive around a bit, toss beer cans out the window and go home and pump anything in the hills you can get your hands on. Because since northern virginia guys are buying up houses there they must be quick..... the women will soon realize that a guy with a future and not a redneck is the way to go. She really doesnt like NASCAR.
2006-11-12 06:40:22 · answer #2 · answered by jackson 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dress up as east Virginians.
2006-11-12 03:17:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋