I am writing a paper about the business travel industry and I want to cover all eventualities. Could I have your suggestions please?
2006-11-12 02:41:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Europe (Continental) ➔ Other - Europe
You have your breifcase stolen on the paris metro by a one legged blonde woman who was singing her national anthem at the time. You get off with a beautiful dutch lady in holland that night and after she's given you the best ******** of your life you reach between her legs to pleasure her only to find a c0ck bigger than yours. finally the next day You get stuck in an elevator at the airport with a polish grandmother and 4 children under 6 all of whom just stare at you for 2 hours.
Oh I forgot the part about one child who was sat on the floor in the lift who coloured in my new shoes which were a nice tan shade with a black marker pen.
2006-11-12 02:52:50 · answer #1 · answered by mark leshark 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i went to greece, italy, and france two years ago. this is my grand list of everything that went wrong:
1. i lost my plug converter, so i was electronic-less for two months. that was okay, because i don't rely on electronics that much, but if it were a business trip, you'd be screwed without your laptop.
2. language barriers are difficult. i got the wrong food, went to the wrong room, arrived at places too late or too early. france was the only country where there was almost no language barrier. french students learn english very early. i'm pretty sure the same is true for spain and germany.
3. locals don't like american tourists. nobody wanted us there, we got nasty looks and were verbally abused frequently.
4. theft is very common. especially pick pocketers. they are everywhere that tourists are common. the problem was the worst in Italy, particularly Rome.
5. airlines lost some luggage
6. hotels overbooked, leaving us to sleep in the lobby
7. we got lost
8. our bus driver refused to work
9. they're bad drivers in europe, worse than in america. three kids in my group were hit by cars. another kid broke his ankle climbing mount vesuvius. europe is not well-equipped for anybody with a physical problem. there are no ramps into buildings like there are in america. if you're injured, you're screwed.
2006-11-12 03:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by kate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
anything can go wrong from being in a plane crash to being attacked to hotel not yet ready to.to.to its endless but there again you can get run over in this country as well
2006-11-12 02:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could get arrested for not having papers? or the flights got cancelled? maybe?? x x
2006-11-12 02:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could realise you are unemployed and shouldnt be on a business trip.
2006-11-12 02:47:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at all the disaster movies and then add that you might ***p yourself if any of them actually happened.
2006-11-12 02:50:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've just come back from dublin with work, missed my outgoing flight and had to get another one and then had my bag nicked with all my cash and credit cards!!!
2006-11-12 02:48:17 · answer #7 · answered by box 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely nothing could go wrong, er,could it?
2006-11-12 02:53:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well all should go well if the plane don't crash or someone murder you over there.
2006-11-12 02:42:36 · answer #9 · answered by bor_rabnud 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could be kidnapped by radicals
2006-11-12 02:42:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋