Every night I go out into my large garden and I see fairies at the botom of the garden. Flitting hither and thither spoiling the flowers! I want to get rid of them toute de suite! I have tried going out with a net ...but to no avail! I managed to apprehend one once. He squeaked that they were doing no harm...they were just dogging and cottaging...whatever those are! Other than get a shotgun I cannot see a solution. Anyone else got an humane way of dealing??
2006-11-12 00:06:33 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Try setting some beer traps before you go to bed.
Fairies are well known for their binge drinking so in the morning they'll be out cold. Then you can just scoop em all up and release them humanely somewhere away from your garden - pick somewhere with lots of mushrooms.
2006-11-12 00:16:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nope but when I was younger there was a massive tree in the field behind our house and the side of it was rotten away, it made a big cavity in the trunk, we were told thats were the fairies lived- nice story. And in another field across the way there was a "fairy ring" (like a load of little bushes, tress, mushrooms growing in a circle) right in the middle of the field. And the farmer would not cut it down or interfer with it in any way because of the superstition that fairies gathered there. Apparently if it was damaged the farm would fail. Now there ya go... :)
2016-05-22 06:52:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You foolish, foolish person!
Quit your idea of ridding the poor fairies from your garden. They can hardly spoil your flowers, as they are truly quite fond of the scents.
A shotgun will not help, they are nature-spirits.
Surely you have a mound of earth there already for them to live in, a place traditionally offering access to their fairy kingdom.
Be careful you do not enter, however, for every day you spend with them is one hundred years of real-earth time.
2006-11-12 04:45:34 · answer #3 · answered by lordofthetarot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you want to spoil their fun. They were just copulating and making a wee home in your flowers. You miserable excuse for a human being. Tinkerbell will caste a magic spell on you. Beware you have been warned.
2006-11-13 09:26:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes get your eyes tested first, if they are ok come off the drugs, and if you really have fairies at the bottom of your garden, which I doubt leave them alone
2006-11-12 00:10:48 · answer #5 · answered by ringo711 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watch this weeks Torchwood (spin off series from Dr Who) on the BBC. It'll explain the truth about what fairies really are and what to do about them.
2006-11-12 00:28:33 · answer #6 · answered by Nosheen Elfqueen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You twit! If you were lucky enough to have faeries at the bottom of your garden you'd never say this.
You must have very little magic in your life and be a bit of a troll!
2006-11-12 00:10:48 · answer #7 · answered by sallybowles 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you build them a fairy castle then maybe they will all be at home partying leaving you to enjoy your garden in peace and quiet :D
2006-11-12 00:15:33 · answer #8 · answered by Longjohn 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Fairies at the bottom of your garden?,I think your away with the fairies!
2006-11-12 01:04:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy a horse and they will dome and tie knots in the horses tail at night and stay away from the garden.
2006-11-12 00:08:49 · answer #10 · answered by bor_rabnud 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋