BEFORE YOU VIOLATE ME ... I want you to know this is a SERIOUS QUESTION!!!
See I am in the USMC and I am currently in Iraq. My wife and I don't have any children and now that I am here I am really thinking of having them. I have been here for less than a month and I have talked to her about possibly sending my sperm to her. Before I left I thought there would be time and now I am kind of worried there won't be any ... She has agreed but I have some questions that I really don't want to ask anybody in person!
1. Is it legal to send human sperm through the mail?
2. How long does sperm last outside of the body and when not in another person? Also at what tempertarure should it be kept at to preserve it for 24 hours?
3. I was thinking of using a prescription bottle to place the sperm in and then put it in a cooler with dry ice (yes, I actually know where to get dry ice here). Then place it in a box and mail it next day (24hour); will this work? If not do you know of a better way
2006-11-11 21:50:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
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2006-11-11 21:50:46 · update #1
Mr. ten inches... you can not expect to get your wife pregnant with this amateurish method... you must go to a facility that has the proper equipment to proper freeze the sperm and send it to your wife properly where she would go to a proper clinic for insemination... you method sounds like a 13 year old thought it up and may actually be writing this.
Sperm has a VERY short life cycle outside of a person's body (i.e. in the air, in a pill bottle!)- it CAN live up to 6 days inside a woman.
So whether you can legally send sperm through the mail is not the question... the question is are you really ten inches?
2006-11-14 00:19:20 · answer #1 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 5⤊ 5⤋
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First, you should realize it will probably take weeks to get to her, not 24 hours. The military is horrid about getting things out quickly from the war zone. So just wait till you can go home and do it naturally. I understand ya'll wanting a kid, but its too late now. Watch your butt, come home to her safe, then have lots of fun making the kid. Without help, sperm can only survive 30 minutes outside your body. If you seriously want to do this, you need to talk to a doctor or something. And you both need to realize that 1 try may not be enough. Like any conception, it could take months or years to get pregnant. That is alot of extra stress on both of you when you are already in a stressful situation and she's got her hands full trying to cope without you home and in harms way daily.
2016-04-04 05:21:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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BEFORE YOU VIOLATE ME ... I want you to know this is a SERIOUS QUESTION!!!
See I am in the USMC and I am currently in Iraq. My wife and I don't have any children and now that I am here I am really thinking of having them. I have been here for less than a month and I have talked to her about...
2015-08-14 17:51:31 · answer #3 · answered by Soraya 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would be easier to take you seriously if your screen name wasent "weiner of ten inches". probably not gonna happnen that easy. There is a reason for sperm banks. Very specific science involved in preserving sperm properly. Talk to a doc in your unit. Probably not their area of expertise, but if you have any chance, you will need some professional help. this isnt something you can do on the DL
2006-11-11 22:01:54 · answer #4 · answered by shaggybus 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't think this is a bad Idea and I think your have about figured out how to do it. Here is my BUT/
But, The timing STINKS.
You would miss a very important event in your life. Wait until you can do it together, it is more fun.
Your wife would have to go through it all alone.
Heaven forbid that anything should happen to you, she would have a solitary responsibility for that child's life.
Trust me when I tell you (and I have adult children probably older than you). Your children are always being raised in one form or another. The VERY MOST DIFFICULT IS THE FIRST 20 years.
Separation can put HUGE STRESS onto a relationship. DO NOT ADD MORE STRESS AT THIS TIME.
I hope this will give you some food for thought.
And THANK YOU FROM OUR FAMILY FOR DOING A DIFFICULT JOB. STAY SAFE.
2006-11-11 22:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
HEY MAN ... really sorry to see a man in that state. If it is possile for you to go somewhere else outside IRAQ .. then it would be good because you can call your wife somewhere around that area and you can have a chat and whatever that is you want. But i dont think that you yourself would like to have babies like that, i wouldnt. My advice to you is that if you cannot go there then maybe your wife can come to you. IF not in IRAQ, then some place elsewhere near where you can get permission to go.
2006-11-11 21:56:50 · answer #6 · answered by Salik K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I can say is BEST OF LUCK and that you get out of iraq safely. Must be a hell over there.
2006-11-11 21:55:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
There are ways to do this. You can get a kit, follow the instructions, over-night ship it to her, and she can get pregnant from it.
2014-09-08 17:55:06 · answer #8 · answered by Kalis 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a good idea to me, hope it works..
2006-11-11 21:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by S--slick 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2006-11-11 22:15:58 · answer #10 · answered by dvkhnn 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋