In your own spiritual words, can you tell me how my week is going to be? Whoever gives me answer the closest to the truth will gain the points!! (And amazement)
(I'm a little bored) LOL
2006-11-11 20:31:41 · 18 answers · asked by libby 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
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2006-11-12 04:29:35 · answer #1 · answered by Chaine de lumière 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your week ahead is going to be filled with work, sleep, and a feeling of fulfillment. Your work life may be slightly disconcerting as someone there may be winding you up! Your home life is going to look slightly better as your kids will have a small treat for you! Your husband will do the washing up at least once, just because he loves you and wants to give you a break! Tuesday will be good because you will receive an un-expected visitor from the past at your door! You will have an annoying conversation with your mum or dad - but it won't affect you! You are a strong person. Infact, so strong that I believe a type of Buddhism could be on the cards for you!
Good luck mate! Have fun!
2006-11-12 01:20:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone new will enter your life who offers the prospect of romantic involvement, but you will not realise this at first.
Money will be paramount - you will get some and you will spend some.
Avoid taking a ride on a bus that crosses any significant body of water.
If you watch any TV news, a politician will smile at you while he's lying(it's only the men that do that, huh? the women seem much more credible).
You will read the horoscope column of a magazine or newspaper.
Tell me next week if I'm wrong.
2006-11-11 20:39:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Experts in numerology use the numbers to determine the best time for major moves and activities in life. Numerology is used to decide when to invest, when to marry, when to travel, when to change jobs, or relocate. Numerology is an occult science and for me it's fascinating. It is perhaps the easiest of the occult arts to understand and use. All you need is the birth date and the complete name of an individual to unlock all of the secrets that the numbers hold.
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2014-09-24 09:24:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 16:47:29 · answer #5 · answered by brim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel that the week holds suprises for you in your daily life. Big changes are happening and you are being offered the opportunity to be there at the start - take the opportunity in both hands and "go for it"!
Your love life is in turmoil but things will improve.
This is only a quick look into your future but hope it works for you - lol
2006-11-11 20:37:40 · answer #6 · answered by roxy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I only can give you alittle taste of a Horoscope reading because i do this for a living....
Your week will start off with a Monday dont be scared it will past and the new day will bring a Tuesday... Hold on to it as it will past quicky but dont worry there is another one in the future...
If you like for me to keep going please send $4.95 and I will get back to you asap...
I can say something though I see a dark peroid in each day
2006-11-11 20:49:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
MSN horoscopes can give you a free daily OR weekley horoscope that is personalized. Go to their homepage and click on horoscopes link and follow the directions. It's pretty accurate. It's personalized-you have to give your time of birth, location ect..... Don't forget to also sign up for the free numerology and chinese horoscopes. It's fun and in MY case, eerily accurate?????????
2006-11-12 04:09:44 · answer #8 · answered by pinkrosegreeneyes bluerose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your week is going to be tuf emotionally but it will pick up at the weekend a love one will have a surprise for you at the weekend your current mood will inprove as week wears on as i sense you are feeling a little down at the moment saturday wiil be the key day i think i have the points in the bag have a good week
2006-11-12 22:46:15 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mondays newspaper will contain something very pertinent to you and where you live, Tuesday someone will nudge you on a bus and cause you to drop your sandwiches.Wednesday you'll start the day with a headache, Thursday you'll encounter two women gossipping.
Friday you'll be invited out to dinner by someone you've not seen for years.most of the weekend you'll still be hungover. Things I do for 2 points!
2006-11-11 20:38:40 · answer #10 · answered by Avon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋