van damme epiphany?

Question

would mini-me be the ultimate opponent for van damme?....think about it, hes way too short to be kicked.....so what would van damme do?.......he doesnt have any other moves in his arsenal....mini-me could just stand there as van damme spin kicks over his head continously........im stumped...maybe he could do something with the splits?......has done wonders for him in the past.....any comments on how that fight would play out would be appreciated.....lol im so stupid..

Answer 1

Maybe Van Damme could work on a new move called the football kick. He could kick Mini-Me like a football.

Answer 2

all i can say is you're absolutely right