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anybody have any funny stories of putting something down someone's crack or seeing others do it?

just for laughs...

haha once I was at a basket ball game, and there was this girl in front of my who had a HUGE butt crack showing. So me and my friend took little bits of granola bar, and we started throwing them at her, seeing if they could go in. that sounds stupid, but it was so funny, especially because the girl didn't notice, and there was a lot of granola in her crack. wonder if she was confused later on? lmao.

if you're going to whine and complain, don't bother replying. this is all in FUN and jokes.

2006-11-11 15:27:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Friends

8 answers

That is so funny!

2006-11-11 15:35:06 · answer #1 · answered by Mel 2 · 0 0

Sweet!this isn't a botty crack story,but here it goes.ok one time my friend had another friend over and they were outside(fyi i wasn't there i was just told this). well my friend was sitting on the ground below a hammock,while the other girl was laying in it.well all of the sudden the girl in the hammock peed on my friends head!i thought this was hilarious!!!i will remember that story for the rest of my life!!!!!!oh!my step sister is the stupidest person i know!she ws making rice krispies ansd she took them out of the oven and then the instructions said let them cool and she put them in the damn microwave and turned it on w/ a metal pan.how dumb is that!well i don't know if you thought this stuff was funny just thought i'd share.well i ave more but there wayyyy to long to tell!
%peace%

2006-11-11 15:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by ~Bubblii~ 2 · 0 0

Not for the booty.
But, when I was out with some friends on Senior Prom night, we were sitting at a table waiting on our food. My date and his buddy started throwing pieces of wadded up paper into my cleavage. I didn't notice (I was running my head at my friend sitting next to me.), until one of them landed one. It was a pain to fish that thing out of there. I'm super modest, and I didn't realize that my girls were hanging out having their own party. (My friends had told me I looked great; they didn't tell me you could darn near see my drawers from across the room.) The guys said they couldn't help themselves with that kinda target staring at them.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, I was so embarrassed.

2006-11-11 15:41:22 · answer #3 · answered by soccermomw3 3 · 0 0

my daughter at a rec.basketball game she put cherrios down this ladies crack no one knew she did it until later and then we all laughed this was a business women too she was embrassed

2006-11-11 15:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by Krystal B 1 · 0 0

these kids dropped a straw full of slush down some chick's crack, I felt so bad for her but I had to leave cause it was just HILARIOUS... icy crack... ROFL!

2006-11-11 17:20:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

On the jobsite we would take cold nails and drop them down the offenders "vertical smile"

2006-11-11 15:31:33 · answer #6 · answered by dantheman_028 4 · 1 0

i dont have any crack stories, but that one is good..very funny..

2006-11-11 15:30:56 · answer #7 · answered by Nikkib 4 · 1 0

THAT MADE ME CRACK UP

2006-11-11 15:30:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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