my mom said the crane but i think she goes to the hospital for a different reason
2006-11-11 14:59:36 · 32 answers · asked by sam 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
Look under the lettuce leaf.
2006-11-11 15:08:05 · answer #1 · answered by This Is Not Honor 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is this boat in heaven and it is filled with children. They are all told how long they will live on this world and what their lot in life will be and who there families are. By the time they are about 1 and1/2, they cross over to the unfamilair and only have dreams of their before life. But, that's where they come from...
2006-11-11 15:08:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey Sweetie,
Babies come from God.
When Mom & Dad meet and get married they pray to God that their lives are blessed by children. God then helps daddy place an itty bitty seed in Mommy's tummy. Over time this seed grows and grows. A few months later, mommy and daddy go to the hospital with the big seed, and God sends the stork who gives mommy & daddy a baby for the seed. The stork then takes the seed back to God where he holds on to it for a nother couple.
And that my dear is where babies come from.....
2006-11-11 15:09:20 · answer #3 · answered by devynedesigns 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Your Mom is right. A crane brought you, from Heaven. You were carried in a big sling. Heaven is where you came from.
2006-11-11 15:03:39 · answer #4 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heh...cute...but u asked, so i tell
1. ur daddy bends ur mommy over the kitchen counter and puts his private part in ur mommy's private part and moves it inside of her until white stuff is everywhere
2. the white stuff goes to ur mommy's eggs inside of her and make a mini-baby w/out body parts
3. the baby grows into a regular sized baby with body parts and then mommy gets really bad pains in her private part and goes to the doctor
4. after hours of pain and pushing the baby out of her stomach and through her private part (which stretches it the size of the baby) the baby comes out and the doctor gives ur mommy really cool stitches on her privates
5. after resting and lots of needles, mommy daddy, and baby all come back home and live as a family
the end :P
2006-11-11 15:11:33 · answer #5 · answered by kaeh 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If your under 10, this is a cute question. If your an adult, you need to stop wasting 5 points on something else other than a dumb question.
2006-11-11 15:05:58 · answer #6 · answered by di12381 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
babies come from the planet clitorus just by uranus and just round the corner from the planet dilligaf. TW*T
2006-11-11 18:34:30 · answer #7 · answered by bongo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life and ask real questions, everybody knows babies come from the womb.
2006-11-11 15:17:58 · answer #8 · answered by Goofy Goofer Goof Goof Goof ! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll tell you what my big sister told me. You pull on the ladies toe and the baby comes flying out her leg.
2006-11-11 15:02:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
As I said before...definitely the supermarket..i have seen them in the trolleys!!
2006-11-11 17:24:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋