for going over to the religious Q/A...and poking them with sharp verbal sticks, just for the shear fun of it?
2006-11-11 14:17:36 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
I got bad news for you, Matt. You're going to hell because Christians say your going to hell. If they haven't said it, then I'm saying it for them. You are a sinner and sinners go to hell. That's the way it works.
There is hope. His name is Jesus. You better get down on your knees right now and repent. It's the only way to save your soul from eternal damnation in the lake of fire. Nobody has the right to poke Christians with sharp verbal sticks. If you do, they send you to hell. Its a Christian's only defense against logic, reasoning and intellegence.
Again, all hope is not lost. If you want to go to heaven, just repent for all of your sins and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Then, you need to buy a really nice Bible with the red print and gold trim around the pages. After you've purchased your Bible, you need to go to church every Sunday instead of watching football. While there, you must sing all of the songs like you enjoy them, listen to a guy preach about how great Jesus is or how terrible you are (depending on the preacher), and give 10% of whatever you earn in the form of a cash donation in the collections plate. Don't worry, your money is going to God.
For bonus points:
Get dunked in a pool by the preacher. It's called "baptism".
Lift your hands up in the air during slow songs.
Go to the front of the church and kneel in front of the stage. Then close your eyes and ask god for everything you want. That is called "praying". If you want to make it even better, pretend to faint.
Don't be afraid to mutter out complete jibberish. As long as you make it look really, really sad or really, really happy it's called praying in tongues.
Well, good luck saving your soul, sinner Matt. If it doesn't work out, save me a spot in hell, would ya?
2006-11-11 14:38:32 · answer #1 · answered by Wiseass 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you make fun of others just for "the shear fun of it"... then going to hell is not your most immediate concern. Grow up a little in this world first, and then maybe we can discuss the next one.
2006-11-11 14:33:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicely, i do experience that that is pointless to declare "hell" in maximum circumstances..AND all human beings individuals do not do it. Its very generalizing. i'm American and we at the instant are not ALL approximately John Wayne. That become a protracted time in the past and not in this era. we don't all trip horses and shoot bow and arrow. that is an previous stereo style of people. Its style of asserting all Brits have undesirable tooth..not all Brits have undesirable tooth.. i assume a small inhabitants does..yet not ALL.
2016-11-23 16:28:49 · answer #3 · answered by knaus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no u want go there cause the lord is very very merciful.A little example:lets say for 20 years you do every evil thing you can imagine and with in those 20 years does the lord punish you in any way ,does he even stop giving you food or shelter.He is always looking for an excuse to forgive you,all you have to do is from your heart ask for forgiveness and do not assign partners to the lord and accept jesus as his prophet not son.
2006-11-11 14:37:12 · answer #4 · answered by Insaan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YESSSSSSS...You are going to burn to a crisp like nacho's.But if you add some salsa to it maybe it will be the spice of life. Fun is good as long as you don't cross the line too far...
2006-11-11 14:47:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm....sounds like youre a bit worried about it or you wouldnt ask about it. Perhaps a little conversation with God may be in order here. I know for me, hell isnt a place that I want to end up in.
2006-11-11 14:28:02 · answer #6 · answered by rokdude5 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you only have two choises...which one have you made?... from the tone of your "?" I would say that if you died right now you would probably wake up in line for the judgment of the lost. and be consigned to eternal seperation from God(hell)
If you have an honest question concerning the alternative you may email me.
2006-11-11 14:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by IdahoMike 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, although many fundies would love to tell you that you're going to hell -- UNLESS you are willing to completely change your life, believe everything they tell you, give them lots of money to their church for the rest of your life, become an evangelist, and generally stop thinking for yourself!
2006-11-11 14:22:32 · answer #8 · answered by SB 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is there a hell? Worrying about non-existant places should not hold you back from heckling primitive superstitious people.
2006-11-11 14:20:28 · answer #9 · answered by Bob from Mars 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there is no heaven or hell there just a cave mans way of controling the masses .
so give it to them these mindless morons deserve it
2006-11-11 14:23:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋