What came first the chicken or the egg? AND.....?

Question

Whoever came up with the idea of squeezing a cow's tit and drinking the white stuff that came out? And...is the glass half full or empty? Hmmm....get's ya thinkin' huh?!

Answer 1

The glass isn't half full or empty. Somebody used the wrong size glass.

Chicken comes first in the dictionary at least in English. In Spanish huevo comes before pollo.

I don't know about milk, but who was the first one to watch a chicken lay an egg and say "I'm gonna eat what came out of that bird's behind."

Answer 2

It does sound puzzling at first, but how much does one have to think until one realizes that both chicken and egg must necessarily have come from something that is neither a chicken nor an egg? This answer was knowable centuries before biology came about, yet people assumed there was some unsolvable mystery behind the issue.

The modern chicken is generally believed to be a descendant of "Archaeopteryx", the oldest known bird. This 150 million year old resident of the Jurassic period laid eggs, and at some point of time, evolved into an animal that was one generation away from being a proper chicken.

The egg came first.

DNA mutations occur in the early stages of life of organisms. As you know, when new cells divide, the DNA within the nucleus separates nucleotides and duplicates, then two new helix are formed. The amino acids responsible for mitosis are prone to make mistakes to the genetic architecture-- a beautiful system of flaws that cause evolution and diversity in species. It's like the reason why children will look like their parents, but not approximately, they are a combination of both parent's ancestor genetic history and the result of new combinations in the DNA helix.

So according to fossil research, before the chicken was the "proto-chicken" and this bird was almost chicken, but not quite. Well this proto-chicken laid an egg with a mutation, and the interior change of the DNA was enough that the exterior of the new bird could be thought of as a new species.

The first chicken had to hatch from a chicken egg to qualify to be a chicken, so the egg came first

Answer 3

1. Egg, chicken comes from an egg. The first chicken came out of an egg with genetics.
2. No clue
3. BOTH
but for the glass one, people are usually negative and uses half empty. It also depends what situation that you are using it in. Have you ever seen finding nemo, in the whale's mouth when Marlin (clownfish) says "The mouth is half empty", and Dory says "Stop that! It is half full!" here is a fun example.

Answer 4

Glass is half full if you filled it from empty and half empty if you poured out half a full glass.
Someone squeezed the cow's tit to see if the chicken comes out first or the egg; the jury is still out on that one, but that's how he coicidentally got milk!!

Answer 5

The egg came first since it was formed from molecules
that evolved from lower life forms. How else can a farmer get the milk out of the cow? The glass is half full, hence the expression," half way there".

Answer 6

The chicken came first, Genesis 1:20-22. The cow's tit....same as a human baby with a mother's tit....it's instinct to all mammals. (I'll demonstrate on your tit, if you want an example - ha!). The glass? Who knows, it's a rhetorical question to demonstrate that situations can be seen as pessimistic or optimistic, depending on the way certain f*ucktard see it.

Answer 7

Not really that tough there adroit want to be. Birds evolved from reptilian creatures who also come from eggs right? The offspring of the offspring of the offspring become increasingly more birdlike and less reptilian. The transformation from more reptile-like (a hair over 50%) to the bird-like (just under 50%), they were all from eggs. As the limit of x approaches 0 (x being total bird from reptile), it is blatently perspicuos they are all from eggs. Whenever in the evolutionary transformation, you can successfully deduce the creature profoundly birdlike, it still came from an egg.

Answer 8

the egg came first. The chicken is the evolved form of it's predecessor. The glass is half empty if it started out full and half full if it started out empty. As for the cow thing..... no clue.

Answer 9

the chicken was first.i came up with squeezing the tit (im a tit man).it depends on if you start with an empty glass and add water or do you start with a full glass and take some out you decide

Answer 10

The chicken came first! God created it and POOF it layed another chicken. And that one layed. . .ANOTHER CHICKEN. And that one layed. . . Oh my~another CHICKEN! chicken chicken chicken.

Maybe the cow was so full, the tit started leaking ;) (Then who decided to drink it? LOL!)

The glass is half full. .. it can always be worse!