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..to the year 1298 AD by mistake.. computer and house disappeared! I am standing below a wood..below lies marshy ground, then a burn. There are a host of us variously caparisoned, some in armour and horseback, some without. Quarter of a mile away is a larger host, bannerets flying, armour and weapons glittering in the morning sun. I have been told this day is the feast of Mary Magdalene, or July 22. A tall bearded man with habergeon and helmet is exhorting his men 'Ich hef broughte zowe to the rynge, hoppe zef ze konne'.. the nearest town is oppidum varie capelle apparently. The languages sound strange..mixtures of strange french, guttural germanic sounding tongues and latin from the priests. Where am I? what is happening? What should I do?

2006-11-11 13:30:27 · 6 answers · asked by troothskr 4 in Arts & Humanities History

Phrases like 'par le sank de dieu vous avez bun chantez!' and from one attired as a royal person within the other ranks 'Bon besoigne fait qy de merde s'delivrer' What do they mean?

2006-11-11 15:15:36 · update #1

6 answers

So, how are you communicating with us? Your computer has disappeared.

Other than that, I found your tale quite believable. I think I shall do a system restore tomorrow and go back to 1963 to see who shot Kennedy.

2006-11-11 13:34:34 · answer #1 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0 0

Sounds like you've landed yourself in the opening scene of Gladiator or some such movie.

Have you tried Googling it?

2006-11-12 01:49:38 · answer #2 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0 0

You're a scream! Is this the opening paragraph of your novel?

2006-11-11 21:42:43 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel Maria 6 · 0 0

wow, who is your service provider!
i am fascinated...as for the predicament you find yourself in, get going, search the web!

good luck and whatever you do, don't move. pretend that you are a tree.

2006-11-11 22:22:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who is providing your internet connection?

2006-11-11 21:40:38 · answer #5 · answered by Polo 7 · 0 0

What you should have said was, OOPS.

2006-11-11 23:32:46 · answer #6 · answered by Goofy Goofer Goof Goof Goof ! 6 · 0 0

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