2006-11-11 13:21:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I'm not the most handsome guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
2006-11-11 13:24:50 · answer #1 · answered by Hi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Be unique and different, say yes.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Do you want to see something swell?
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
2006-11-11 13:25:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Try this one I got off of Fresh Prince Of Bel Air..(since your a girl i changed it to boy).... Boy you must be tired because you've been running in my mind all day!Lolz! I thought it was quite funny!
2006-11-11 13:29:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
as a 2nd degree blackbelt y dont ya hiya them to the mat and say ill let ya up for a cofee after class and also ya say in order to pass the nect level i have to have kiss that will drop me tomy knees
2006-11-11 13:25:18 · answer #4 · answered by Bud 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One of the funniest and corniest I ever heard was "You're daddy musta been a terrorist, cause, baby you da' bomb"
2006-11-11 13:35:49 · answer #5 · answered by Cindy S 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
did i die and go to heaven cause you sure look like an angel
2006-11-11 13:26:58 · answer #6 · answered by jake t 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I lost my phones number, can I have yours?
2006-11-11 13:28:12 · answer #7 · answered by Snow 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋