I am a progressive liberal. I was feeling a bit lonely tonight, so I thought I would like to have some fun. (Don't laugh or judge me) I had bought a very expensive life size 'love' doll. It had a complicated machine to increase pleasure. While I was using this product, the machinery jammed and trapped my genitals inside. I don't want to call the police for obvious reasons, what can I do? Does anyone have any real suggestions. Please, I don't want to be humiliated and please don't answer just to insult me.
2006-11-11 11:51:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Take a knife....no uh.....change your name to mary and then take a knife.....
2006-11-11 11:56:32 · answer #1 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay now tell the rest of the story and stop playing games with regard to tell the people not to insult you. What you are trying to say do not make any sense.
2006-11-11 19:56:16 · answer #2 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you still stuck after you lose your hard on,if so I'd try some oil-baby oil-veggie oil-whatever you have.If you can try blowing up the doll more-to release the baggy plastics grip....this really seems like a joke-but if its true,man you got some screwy luck
2006-11-11 19:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by cassiepiehoney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does any of this have to do with your being a progressive liberal?
2006-11-11 21:49:42 · answer #4 · answered by Romy S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Break the doll, or get some ky jelly and lube it up baby! LOL LOL God bless
2006-11-11 19:56:09 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call 911 and unfortunately it might have to happen in order to free you. Good luck.
2006-11-11 19:55:35 · answer #6 · answered by l2wh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lube.
or break the entire doll.
2006-11-11 19:54:18 · answer #7 · answered by lady_s_hazy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you typed this question so you must not be in real pain.lube it .
2006-11-11 19:56:03 · answer #8 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋