At long last! We are here! What should we do first?

Question

I'm a progressive liberal and I have finally been freed! Now that we heros are taking back America, which of our nobel works do you guys think we should accomplish first. 1) Raise taxes to provide food/homes/college education to the nobel terrorists. 2) Raise taxes to provide freedom and homes to every single heroic american locked in prison. 3) Open the boarders and allow every person who wants to come here, at the tax payers expense of course, come in and ruin our economy, commit sex crimes without punishment. 4) Create a new budget that will disband any american fighting force (We won't need them now that we aren't starting wars) and use the money to fly our new North Korean and Iranian masters over here first class to do what ever they like!

Which do you think we should do first?

Answer 1

Nice try, but your slip is showing.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Roll the dice.
But don't limit yourselves. And be sure to sieze every opportunity to give donkey ears and raspberries to Ann Coulter.
Enjoy the moment - enjoy the fruit of your predecessors labors and policies. Then trash 'em!

Answer 4

Turn back to God and Traditional Values. The rest will take care of itself.

Answer 5

I want to see how fast they catch Bin Laden

Answer 6

Personally, I'd fire the spokesperson (that's you) and hire somebody who had more of a grasp on reality.

Answer 7

Drink some "champagne"!
And remember, life is but a dream...

Answer 8

Oh, please, who do you think you are kidding? The people have spoken and they have repudiated the party of special interest, war and this guy:

http://www.cutepiggy.com/george_w_bush.html