I'm looking for a new career and am considering becoming an arsonist, any tips?
2006-11-11 11:02:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Yes, buy a cheap programmable microwave oven, set it to switch on at 03:00am and run on full power for 20 minutes or so, with half a dozen bread buns inside, leave a couple of tea towels draped over the top to catch fire and make sure you have got a good alibi. Job done!
2006-11-11 11:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it usually averages about minus .000000000000000000002 an hour all according to how much time you spend. Some arsonist only stay in jail a coupla of years before they learn to go straight, but most spend their lives in jail.
It's a disgusting sick thing to be an arsonist always looking over your shoulder knowing full well one of them is going to cop out on you to save his/her own ***.
Now good well trained arson investigators do well.
2006-11-11 19:14:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello, I am head of an Arsonist corporation, we make great money and give all our employees free gym membership aswell as holiday pay. If you would like a job please send your CV to our human resources department. The address can be found at www.wearecrazyarsonists.com
Experience is not essential but we do ask that you have been sectioned at least once.
2006-11-12 06:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by doodlenatty 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No.
Not in England. Arson threats as a policy of protection rackets have all been screwed up by the Insurance Companies.
The money is only be made in selling Insurance policies. Much the same thing, but technically legal.
2006-11-11 19:14:18 · answer #4 · answered by Perseus 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If you are going for a job as an arsonist, you had better do it right or you will get fired.
2006-11-11 19:21:20 · answer #5 · answered by Clive 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd look for Mob bosses, Gangsters, and or Evil Geniuses and work my way up that way. I wouldn't imagine it'd be a good life, stable living, or even safe. But if it's what your heart desires, go for it. In a more legitimate sense, you could probably become a professional demolitionist or control the explosions, dynamite, and stunts for movies.
2006-11-11 19:11:32 · answer #6 · answered by Answerer 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yeah upon considering this as a career think about the life style problems........... Do you like the smell of petrol and burnt goods if so cover yourself in petrol and start smoking but stay the f**k away from me.
2006-11-11 19:08:41 · answer #7 · answered by cfcturner 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Hmm.. well it was profitable to some of the local fire dept. Many of the fireman are now doing time for it now though.
2006-11-11 19:11:12 · answer #8 · answered by FX_Make-upArtist 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Not sure.
Guess the petrol and matches are tax deductible.
Suggest you try murder. There are always murderers wanted.
2006-11-11 19:29:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋