What is the title and artist of the funniest song or songs you know?
2006-11-11 10:34:40 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Chocolate Salty Balls by Chef
2006-11-11 11:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty much anyting by Ray Stevens. This one is one of my favorites.
The Mississippi Squirrel Revival - Ray Stevens
Well, when I was a kid I'd take a trip every summer down the Mississippi
To visit my granny in her antebellum world
I'd run barefooted all day long climbin' trees free as a song
And one day I happened to catch myself a squirrel
Well, I stuffed him down in an old shoe box, punched a couple of holes in the top
And when Sunday came I snuck him into Church
I was sittin' way back in the very last pew showin' him to my good buddy Hugh
When that squirrel got loose and went totally berserk
Well, what happened next is hard to tell
Some thought it was heaven others thought it was hell
But the fact that something was among us was plain to see
As the choir sang "I Surrender All" the squirrel ran up Harv Newlan's coveralls
Harv leaped to his feet and said, "Somethin's got a hold on me", Yeow!
Chorus
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First Self-Righteous Church
In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula
It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!
Well, Harv hit the aisles dancin' and screamin'
Some thought he had religion others thought he had a demon
And Harv thought he had a weed eater loose in his Fruit-Of-The-Looms
He fell to his knees to plead and beg and the squirrel ran out of his britches leg
Unobserved to the other side of the room
All the way down to the amen pew where sat Sister Bertha better-than-you
Who'd been watchin' all the commotion with sadistic glee
But you should've seen the look in her eyes
When that squirrel jumped her garters and crossed her thighs
She jumped to her feet and said "Lord have mercy on me"
As the squirrel made laps inside her dress
She began to cry and then to confess to sins that would make a sailor blush with shame
She told of gossip and church dissension but the thing that got the most attention
Was when she talked about her love life and then she started naming names
Chorus
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First Self-Righteous Church
In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula
It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!
Well seven deacons and the pastor got saved,
Twenty-five thousand dollars was raised and fifty volunteered
For missions in the Congo on the spot
Even without an invitation there were at least five hundred rededications
And we all got baptized whether we needed it or not
Now you've heard the bible story I guess
How he parted the waters for Moses to pass
Oh the miracles God has wrought in this old world
But the one I'll remember 'til my dyin' day
Is how he put that Church back on the narrow way
With a half crazed Mississippi squirrel
Chorus
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First Self-Righteous Church
In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula
It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
They was jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!
2006-11-11 10:48:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want sharp, witty lyrics without them being vulgar, or full of bad language, you'd be wise to give Tom Lehrer a listen - despite the fact that most of his songs date from the late 1950s!
Coming up to date, try Mitch Benn (British comedian/singer/songwriter). His songs gently take off a lot of styles of music; "Everyone Sounds Like Coldplay Now" does exactly that.
2006-11-11 10:45:51 · answer #3 · answered by catsmeatuk 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pocket Calculator- Kraftwerk
2006-11-12 17:16:15 · answer #4 · answered by feelflows 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Going Underground spoof
2006-11-11 10:50:49 · answer #5 · answered by GRILL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stephen lynch is a comedian that sings songs. that is his act they are a little wild for children but for adults i think they are the funniest i have ever heard some titles include ugly baby, why mommy left us ,
as well as superhero and she gotta smile but almost all of his songs are funny
2006-11-11 10:45:13 · answer #6 · answered by upswilkinson 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band. Anything by Neil Innes is witty and clever.
Also saw Phlorescent Leach & Eddie in concert in Amsterdam when Pink Floyd's The Wall had just come out and they did a parody called The Fence, which seemed pretty brilliant at the time - can't remember much about it now..
2006-11-11 10:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Seriously
Dogshit on your Shoe by Mechanical Horsetrough
If anyone knows how to get a copy of this I will be your friend for life I wore my 7 inch vinyl version out
2006-11-11 10:45:03 · answer #8 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Werid Al Vankovich
Afroman
Adam and Andrew
Cobra starship
2006-11-11 10:47:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find a lot of Arctic Monkeys songs quite witty and funny.
2006-11-11 11:21:51 · answer #10 · answered by Mayuka H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋