His name's Ande, he's 14 and not as sure footed as he used to be. I've tried putting blu-tac on his hooves, but to no avail.
2006-11-11 10:03:11 · 14 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Blue-tack and crampons are just not going to work. What you need are magnets - big giant ones that can grip onto the iron in the rocks. Or, a great big glue stick.
Also, as your goat is 14 I would recommend installing a chair lift into the mountains that he climbs the most frequently, in order to minimise the onset of arthritis ...
2006-11-11 10:06:27 · answer #1 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Try - himalayanmountaingoatsrus.com they have a new range of
Unused Tim Henman tennis racquet's that can be gaffer taped to his hooves and NIKE goat trainers - NIKE = New Improved K2 Equipment
Try old Eddie the Eagle skis right pair of legs on one and left legs on the other and pull him up - he is 14 after all or get some of those bed springs they made Inspector Gadgets legs out of and then wire him up good, drop him off at base camp 7 from a Hercules transporter and the bugger will not stop unless you throw a cargo net over him
C'mon Ande you can do it
2006-11-11 10:13:38 · answer #2 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Although you can purchase goat boots,
I don't believe they make them for the cloven hoof.You could try Pro-active paws they make slip resistant boots for dogs.
Are you sure it's not his eyesight. That could be a contributor to his clumsiness that and Ande's age. Go for Goat or Nanny goggles.
He is not a kid anymore and shouldn't really be climbing.
I'd shoot him and turn him into a nice Anorak or Parka.
Ta Tahr
2006-11-11 11:35:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take him for a day out in London and stand him on some double yellows. He would soon get some crampons.
If that fails you may have to go to The Old Cramponalia Shop.
Remember he's 14, so don't cramp his style.
2006-11-11 22:45:43 · answer #4 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crampons are for the bottom of a ski boot for ice and snow climbing. You can purchase them at backcountry.com
2006-11-11 10:10:23 · answer #5 · answered by daisygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just use Velcro, dude! I'd like to say that packaging bubble plastic, but with all that popping, people might call you and Ande flatulent.
2006-11-11 11:05:04 · answer #6 · answered by savethegnome 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can probably buy some in Nepal.. NO.. just joking. I am sorry but I have no idea what crampons are
2006-11-11 10:04:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Huh Huh-Huh .
He said Crampons...
2006-11-11 10:14:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try crampons r us
2006-11-11 10:07:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Arf!
you could always try
http://www.himalayanmountaingoataccessories.com
;)
2006-11-11 10:13:56 · answer #10 · answered by Blathers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋