they say your a wanker!!
is that why you wear glasses?
2006-11-11 09:30:19 · 27 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Have you got a mirror?
2006-11-11 09:36:11 · answer #1 · answered by Dava 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I wear glasses and I'm a girl, and it's not really possible for me to be a wanker. A wanker is a guy who masturbates, most dictionaries will say so. And the saying goes along the lines of that your eyesight decreases the more you masturbate.
This is a decent honest answer to what I hope is a decent honest question.
2006-11-11 09:41:31 · answer #2 · answered by Katri-Mills 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a little known fact that a Wanker is a tiny boat that floats off the Island of 'Never, Never Women' in the land of the imagination.
2006-11-11 09:34:46 · answer #3 · answered by Stubby Dayglo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Its a term for someone who's irritating or horrible. It can be put in the same context as 'He's a d*ck' or 'She's a t*at'. can also be used amongst friends as a slight putdown. "dude your such a w*nker". Is also an adjective for a bit of 'self love'. This is what wikipedis says: The term literally means "one who w*nks" (masturbates). The term is not generally taken to be an accusation of masturbation but rather as a general insult. This means that such non-sensical phrases at first hearing do not sound ridiculous, such as "He had his hands chopped off. What a w*nker!" In particular, it may connote one (usually male) who is self-obsessed, or a show-off.[1] It has similar meanings and overtones to American pejorative terms like "jerk"[2], "jerk-off", or "p*ick". In Australia, the word has lost its force as a literal insult.[3] In December 2000, the Advertising Standards Authority published research into attitudes of the British public to expletives which ranked w*nker as the fourth most severe swear word in the English language.[4] The term "w*nker" originated in British slang in the 1940's, based on the verb "****".[5] However, by the 1970's, usage of the term had shifted from its literal origins, and it began to used as a generic insult.[6] The evolution of this term's usage, from the specific act of masturbation to a general character descriptor, e.g. "contemptible person", is similar to the evolution of the American version, "jerk".
2016-05-22 05:52:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
redstick's 34 and sarah c is right!
There is a myth that whoever masturbates will lose their eyesight and wanker is the English euphemism for masturbation.
2006-11-11 09:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by shemida1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
simon cowell thats a wanker
2006-11-11 09:38:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A 'dirty wanker' is some one who masturbates, and if you do you will need glasses! ~LOL~!
2006-11-11 09:40:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, thats just a general alternative for the words "man/guy/boy/bloke" etc...any male really, so if you're male, you're a wanker
2006-11-11 09:39:56 · answer #8 · answered by Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Phil Collins
2006-11-11 09:37:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
you ..you wanker hahhahahahahheheheh lol
2006-11-11 09:33:35 · answer #10 · answered by fivelighters 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
D'you know, the one thing I don't get offended by is someone calling me a f**king w*nker. I have to agree - I do both of those things.
2006-11-11 10:00:11 · answer #11 · answered by Musicol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋