I was in a nightclub(uk spelling ok) last night..I am a very shy person so it takes me a couple of drinks to loosen up and get the courage to talk to girls...i know drinking can slur your words sometimes but i feel confident with a drink in me...Anyway,i was talking to this beautiful girl and we were having a great time getting to know each other..she later asked me if i had a girlfriend i told her 'No,i don't really have the time because all my hours are taken up by my work' she then asked me what i done for a living i replied'I am a Master Baker'...she just walked away shaking her head......
What did i say wrong????
2006-11-11 09:23:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO!!!! You perv!
2006-11-11 09:26:24 · answer #1 · answered by pornstar 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Nothing at all::but
You as master baker are up before the cocks scream.
Women hate to get up early,for any reason.
Next time say anything but Master Baker:play your cards better.
Say that you have a steady job and a good income:ever seen a bee pass up on sugar????
Good hey?
All the best with catching a girl.
Igave most answers thums down.Am.aint funny,just dumb:they repeat eachother:gros.
You can do it.
Rob.xxxxx
2006-11-11 17:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is this a joke? Because if it is, it's really funny! LMAO! Way to make fun of serious questions!
But if you are serious, aw, you poor thing. The girl either thought you really said "masturbator" or she knew you said "Master Baker" with the slurring on purpose just to make it sound like that. Some women have no appreciation for jokes (or masturbation). Try to be more careful with your words.
2006-11-11 17:33:41 · answer #3 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It could be a number of reasons but you should of had enough courage to follow her and ask her why did she walk away. Only then you could have gotten a straight answer. If I were you, I would try to go back to the club to see if she comes back and ask her why. Oh, wow, now that I read other responses, you were joking right? I am sorry that I didn't catch on!lol!
2006-11-11 17:30:03 · answer #4 · answered by sam 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
She probably heard masturbator instead of Master Baker because of your slurred words.
2006-11-11 17:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by L 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, masterbater, ummm I mean Master Baker.
2006-11-11 17:26:44 · answer #6 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Since you were in a noisy club, I'm going to assume that she mis-heard you & thought you said that you bait fish hooks for a living & have finally worked up to your 'masters'. Obviously then, she would've decided that you didn't want/need a girlfriend.
2006-11-11 17:28:20 · answer #7 · answered by comicards 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You should have said, "I'm a Professional Fisherman specializing in hooking bait to the lines - I'm a Master Baiter!" See, how much better THAT joke is?
2006-11-11 17:28:13 · answer #8 · answered by Alotta FAT! 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i dont c nothin wrong with that
ur a good man just cant go 2 bars n talk 2 woman there there no good woman in bars anyway i dont go 2 bars but i am a woman
2006-11-11 17:26:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
First off, don't drink.
Second: maybe 'Master Baker' is a nasty word.
Just forget it and try someone else.
2006-11-11 18:01:11 · answer #10 · answered by cass 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I haven't the foggiest!!! What girl wouldn't want to go out with a master Bater............
I mean...Baker...
2006-11-11 18:01:44 · answer #11 · answered by itty 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋