Do you usually Check them out?

Question

A woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is undone. The woman kindly says" excuse me sir,but your barracks doors are open".
Not having a clue what the woman was talking about he continued shopping. A few moments later another customer approached the man and explained that his zipper was undone. The man zipped up and continued his shopping. At the checkout he ran
into the woman who originally informed him of his zipper.He decides to play into her unusual comment; "excuse me maam, when you noticed my barracks door was open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at full attention?"
The woman responded by saying " no, all i saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffle bags

Answer 1

That's a ten in my book. My whole family liked that one.........Thanks for the joke. I really needed a good laugh.

Answer 2

I don't check out zippers, but if I'm in a supermarket, and a cute chick bends over and her stuff is hanging out, I will make some kind of melon comment. Sometimes I get smacked. Sometimes I get lucky. Once I got married. (Big mistake, that one!)

And yeah, that is an old one. A variation is the guy who gets told his garage door is open. He asks the broad if she saw the big shiny Caddy, and she says nope, just the beat up VW with flat tires.

Answer 3

Funny

Answer 4

Good One
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Answer 5

Funny!! My mom always used to say "XYZ" meaning "examine your zipper."

Answer 6

Yes ı always check them out when ı go out

Answer 7

Ha,ha that was funny and cute.

Answer 8

O_o Somewhat amusing... But kinda gross, too.

Answer 9

Heard that one before, pretty good.

Answer 10

That's very good.I don't check them out.