What is the craziest thing you have ever done when you were pissed?

Question

I climbed to the top of the local football teams flood lights and sang to the town. Ok I was lonley !!!!

Answer 1

that is a great question...feel a bit embarrassed to admit it..but it was new years eve and i went to the pub i used to work in and went behind the bar in my air hostess outfit so drunk serving rounds of drink for a couple of quid and apparently stripped off...felt so embarrassed when i saw all the regulars again...cringe!!

Answer 2

I threw a small traffic cone up at a lampost owned by a college. The lampost wasn't very tall but tall enough for me to throw the cone at it. Amazingly it landed on top and balanced there!!! The next day i had to walk past to see if it was there. It was and everyone was staring at it as they passed. The council/college janitor had to get a man in a van out to remove it.

Answer 3

God only knows what I done the night before, but the morning after I had to take a day off work because I'd put the car keys in the fridge and couldn't find them...

Answer 4

I was in blackpool with mates got so drunk i did the normal thing and told everyone in our hotel i loved them, climbed the stairs on my hands and knees, walked into bedroom door demanding to know why it wasnt opening not realising it was still locked, walked into bathroom door n then fell into my sons travel cot(he wasnt in it) then went into the bathroom n had a wee in the shower!

Answer 5

Let's just say i woke up on the living room floor with a bucket over my head wearing nothing but a towel around my body. I then found my shoes in the oven, a person-size stack of beercans and vodka bottles (with cool Brandy bottles for turrets) and a girl in her birthday suit singing Alanis Morissette's "You Learn" in various parts of the house.........

Answer 6

not far from the pub i used whn i was in college were two identical houses.

The only real diffrences were that one had lots of gerden orniments statues platns and chairs even a fountian and the other had just a lawn.

Well i felt bad for the people with nothing so one night me and my friend swapped everything around so that the people with nothing woke up with all their neighbours stuff neatly placed in their garden even the fountian!


the same night we also picken up a plastic pig (robin rolient 3 Wheeler) and turned it round on its drive. the owner must of woke up and swore he had reversed it on his drive and not pulled it on

Answer 7

had another drink......all sanity leaves me.....I never knew where I would end up, usually in a shopping trolley in a car park with some pinched traffic cones and other like minded people who wanted to see how long they could last in the trolley being pushed at high speed.

Answer 8

when i was 15 my friend and i got very drunk our 1st experience we were almost unconscious when we found a bench to collapse on then someone must have called the police and i was asked by this policeman to walk away from my then unconsious friend with his help i then proceeded to wet myself and be sick all over the policeman then we were taken to hospital and pumped out ive never touched cider since

Answer 9

I met this bloke and I thought he was gorgeous! Got his phone number and I told everybody about him & how great he looked. When we met up, he wasn't attractive at all. I had some friends with me and they still take the mick, when the subject of good-looks comes up! :)

Answer 10

apparently (i cant remember this) i jumped in2 a d.j box & offered to take anyone on in a fight. its a good job nobody offered as the local rugby club & kickboxing clubs were both in on that night lol