One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
2006-11-11 07:32:23 · 20 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO. THAT WAS HISTARICAL!
KEEP 'EM COMING.
2006-11-11 10:44:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-11 07:37:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
particular because of the fact they provide your hips a advantageous curve. for sure no longer too enormous ones, yet with none in any respect it makes the physique look rapidly up and down and not very female. they're given a lovable call because of the fact they do no longer seem to be unavoidably rolls of blubber, yet only the padding that maximum women have on their hips that supplies them their curvy shape. this is a shame some all people is too dumb to understand this.
2016-12-28 18:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by rankins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! And I had not heard that one before.
2006-11-11 07:59:23 · answer #4 · answered by nichelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What bus stop did this happen at and what time should I be there?
2006-11-11 07:36:29 · answer #5 · answered by Mental Floss 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny LOL!
2006-11-11 07:35:25 · answer #6 · answered by bdancer43 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats funny
2006-11-11 07:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by iloveyou 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it's still funny :-))
2006-11-11 07:35:27 · answer #8 · answered by zen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o that wos rong
but funny
2006-11-11 07:40:58 · answer #9 · answered by loboe27 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree that it is funny...it doesn' happemd very often
2006-11-11 07:36:56 · answer #10 · answered by (^_^) CHiccaaqui(^_^) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another oldy but goody
2006-11-11 07:34:51 · answer #11 · answered by Pete_Cochino 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋