Satire help?

Question

i have to write a satire about kids using drugs and alcohol, and how its becomming increasingly popular...

i wanted to do a funny satire, about how doing drugs makes kids cool. Any advice or websites are welcome

patinsky, you are retarded...do you even know what a satire is!?

DOES NO ONE KNOW WHAT A FRIGGEN SATIRE IS!?!!?!?!?!?

Answer 1

Doing drugs doesn't make kids or anyone cool.

Staying away from drugs makes a person cool.

Why on earth would you do your satire on drugs being cool is beyond me. If this is for school don't expect an A.

Answer 2

I had an idea about a satire commercial. I had intended it for tobacco, but I guess it could go for drugs, if you tweaked it a bit. You get a guy in a suit behind a desk with a cigarette in his mouth (Hair combed to the side, 50s style). He looks at the screen and starts speaking:
Hi kids, I'm from the MegaBig Tobacco Corporation.
Now, you've probably heard tobacco will make you short on breath, bad at sports, give you bad breath, give you cancer and heart attacks, yadi, yadi, yada...
That's all true. We're not denying any of this. (Takes a puff) Mhh... Flavour!
But there's something the government is not telling you, kids: Smoking is cool!
So it's up to you, really, would you rather be a 96 year old uncool fart complaining about the kids running through your yard or a legend (picture appears) like James Dean. Who smoked!
Let's see who else smoked (pictures appear on screen as he speaks) - Jim Morrison. Smoked. Cool! (Doors music) Groucho Marx smoked. Funny man! Winston Churchill smoked (British national anthem) A true hero, that one...
And now, let's have a look at non-smokers. (More pictures) That wrinkled old lady from your library... Who'd want to hit that?!? George W Bush doesn't smoke (film of W. getting stuck on locked doors in China). Do you really want to be like that?!? The Pope doesn't smoke. Guess what. He can't have sex either! And he speaks Latin. What the Hell is that all about? Gheez!
And you know who else didn't smoke kids? ADOLF HITLER didn't smoke! That's right the fuhrer himself. You don't want to be like Hitler, now, do you?
So remember kids... All you need to know: Smoking is cool! Mhh!Mhh! Added tar for that extra flavour.

Answer 3

Your school officially assigned you that topic?

Don't do it. Values should be taught in the home or the church--not the school. Tell your teacher to stick to reading and writing lessons.