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You should have called in and said "Due to lack of interest I won't be in today!" That way if they caught you at the mall you could have said that was what you were more interested in!

2006-11-11 08:30:04 · answer #1 · answered by *~BETHY~* 6 · 3 1

Wow! Will you ever have a story to tell when you go back to work...How you died and had an out of body experience and ended up at the Mall where the sales were so good you refused to walk in "the Light" and were saved by a Walmart Greeter. It's a miracle!! Hallelujah!

2006-11-11 13:45:53 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn K 5 · 1 0

I would. LOL. I love shopping tho. If they are at work how will they know you are at the mall? HMMM! I say corpses shop! Have you seen some of these movies stars that look like corpses. Are they alive, or are they really corpses?

2006-11-11 13:40:55 · answer #3 · answered by Randizzle 2 · 3 0

I guess as long as you don't smell like a dead corpse, nobody
will notice. Bring some of your dead corpse friends and kind of
blend in.

2006-11-11 13:45:17 · answer #4 · answered by wallyinsa 3 · 1 0

in the old testament of the Bible somewhere there is a passage that states u can communicate with the dead by means of a 'medium' however in the next verse if says not to.
so, u decide if its worth the effort.

2006-11-11 13:42:56 · answer #5 · answered by special 4 · 1 0

If you think someone you work with could be there and see you. I called in sick once, and then that night my husband and I went out for some drinks at a bar. My boss and her husband walked in and walked right passed us. I thought for sure she had seen me, but it turns out she is the least observant person I know.

2006-11-11 13:42:49 · answer #6 · answered by Mojito Burrito 3 · 0 1

That's hilarious. I know I don't plan on giving up my cardio when I'm a corpse. I say go for it!

2006-11-11 13:43:08 · answer #7 · answered by my2cents 3 · 1 0

With the way some people dress, they look like the dead! They need to shop!

2006-11-11 13:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by luvmuzik 6 · 0 1

Calling in dead is no longer an acceptable excuse, so you may as well go shopping.

2006-11-11 13:40:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

just go out to the mall and have a good time and chances are your boss wont be at the mall on a workday

2006-11-11 13:41:03 · answer #10 · answered by casey b 2 · 0 1

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