WOW!! You really have been out of touch, huh? Well I am here to help. The winner was Eisenhower in a landslide over Stevenson.
2006-11-11 05:46:24
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answered by Anonymous
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BUSH IS AN OIL SLICK
This lazy, ignorant, gutless puke polluting Pennsylvania Avenue can be analyzed through his past as a conceited Preppy punk, a mumbling fraternity drunk, a Skull & Bones boytoy, and finally as a girlyman who weaseled out of fighting in Vietnam. Dan Quayle in a cowboy hat, this Connecticutt chickenhawk inherited the Republican puppet show lock, stock, and pork barrel from his doting Daddy.
After getting bored with Afghanistan, the strutting draftdodger hopped in his Humvee to the cheers of all the inbred Nascar freaks. Thinking he was back in his rum-and-cocaine driving days, Dubdub skidded off the road to Samarra, flipflopped over, and found himself sinking in Iraqi quicksand.
"Whuh-whuh, where am I?" mumbled W, "This ain't the Al Qaida Allah fraternity house! Me and the Neo-Cons were supposed to crash their toga party. And where are my Neo-Con buddies now? Have they ditched me in this ditch, heh-heh? And why is this ditch sinking? Better call Daddy!"
But all HW heard from the call was "Glub, glub," as Dubdub was swallowed by the desert. That was The Night the Lights Went out in Georgie.
2006-11-11 13:54:35
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answered by Anonymous
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Kerry just spanked Bush, and knocked his party out of power in the Congress.
2006-11-11 13:37:49
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answered by truth be told 3
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??? um that was 2 years almost 3 years ago lol....presidential race isnt until 2008 and bush cant run again..
2006-11-11 13:36:37
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answered by sugarplumfaerie52686 4
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