an exgirlfriend comes up to me and starts talking. haven't seen her in a year. she's gained A LOTof weight. I pour some bottled water in my hand and start patting the back of her neck. she asks "what are you doing?" I said "I'm keeping your blow hole moist until we can get you back in the ocean."
2006-11-11 04:58:19 · 17 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hilariously funny.....but mean....(heh,heh,heh...)
2006-11-11 04:59:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty funny but mean. Watch out she might eat you or sit on you.
2006-11-11 13:20:07 · answer #2 · answered by peach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. Who cares if it was mean, it's an EX-girlfriend. And I have also heard that before, but it would make it that much funnier if you did do that.
2006-11-11 13:12:15 · answer #3 · answered by bown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omigosh!! lol you calling her a whale!! Haw Haw very funny but you better watch out! It's mean but i mean watch out for payback!
2006-11-11 13:06:47 · answer #4 · answered by Princess Paola 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before and it still keeps me smiling even though it's a bit mean! :-)
2006-11-11 13:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-11 13:24:12 · answer #6 · answered by crazi8red 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Original, but cruel.
2006-11-11 13:03:12 · answer #7 · answered by zen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny dude...got any more?
2006-11-11 13:02:36 · answer #8 · answered by The Richest Man in Babylon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was mean but funny
2006-11-11 13:02:18 · answer #9 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG. that was cruel...but very funny too!! haha
2006-11-11 13:02:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! You made me spew my drink all over the screen!
2006-11-11 14:59:06 · answer #11 · answered by Mental Floss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋